J&A Holiday Fic Anon Meme
In other words, Holiday themed fic.
Can be about Christmas Dates, New Years Resolutions, Snow, Countdown, anything! As long as it's vaguely connected to this time of year.
1) Anon is on, IP logging is off.
2) No pedophilia, please
3) If you see a request you can answer, do it!
4) Have fun! Pimp this out!
5) This is a J&A MEME, so at least one person HAS ( Read more... )
Can be about Christmas Dates, New Years Resolutions, Snow, Countdown, anything! As long as it's vaguely connected to this time of year.
1) Anon is on, IP logging is off.
2) No pedophilia, please
3) If you see a request you can answer, do it!
4) Have fun! Pimp this out!
5) This is a J&A MEME, so at least one person HAS ( Read more... )
The order came from Johnny himself so nobody dared to voice what was clearly on all their minds.
But after days (it feels like months) of traipsing through Africa (everybody stopped caring which country they were in once they realised that nobody knew how to read a map that actually folded out on a surface like Nakamaru's back), Tegoshi being the youngest (and excessively spoilt), had had enough. Not even being on ItteQ could prepare him for the KAT-TUN/NEWS Wild! X-Mas Special, a two-week joint-effort project between NEWS and KAT-TUN in which the combined nine members would experience the true wilderness (read: no supporting staff to lug around their luggage and endless supply of hair products) of Africa for the sole purpose of entertaining Japan this festive season.
Tegoshi stabbed at the Stop button on the camcorder he was currently in charge of viciously as their vehicle jerked to a stop. "This has to be the-"
"Best trip evers!" Koki proclaimed suddenly, leaping out of the vehicle even as Koyama, designated driver, protested feebly about the dangers of alighting from a still-moving vehicle. Naturally, his mothering words were lost on the KAT-TUN member as Koki barged his way to the front of a stall that had several animals on display. Maru shuddered at the thought of yet another reason (or possibly three) for not holding KAT-TUN hang-outs at Koki's house of lethal creatures.
"I'm hungry," Massu mumbled sadly.
"Me too," Junno joined in.
Both looked at Koyama expectantly, who raised his hands in protest. "Now hang on, I only agreed to foot the bill for NEWS-"
The combined puppy eyes of Massu and Junno did him (or rather, his wallet) in. Koyama did mental calculations, wondering if his current supply of money was going to last him the entire project while Maru regarded him with a raised eyebrow.
"You're a real pushover, you know that?"
"Says the table for the map," Ueda snorted, lifting his oversized hat to indicate that he had finished napping on the drive into the market. He seemed to have been the only person with enough foresight to realise that it would practically be perpetual summer at the equator.
"Hey guys, meet my latest adoption, Gamby." Koki announced proudly, showing off a tiny rat-like creature.
Maru blanched. "Gamby?"
"He's a Gambian sun squirrel," Koki elaborated. "Or so Google says. Beautiful, right?"
Maru inched back imperceptibly (he reckons he's mastered such a skill over the years), certain that he's seen a documentary (or had it just been a late-night horror flick?) on attack killer rodents.
"He's adorable!" Tegoshi squealed, rubbing Koki's latest adoption on the head. "All he needs is a Santa hat and Gamby can be our mascot for the show!"
"I'm sure I saw some red fabric at a stall a few stalls back," Maru offered slowly, keeping his eye on Gamby for any sudden mood swings. He didn't manage to get another word in as both Tegoshi and Koki dragged him out the vehicle, making him lead the way.
Koyama turned back to the only other occupant left in the safari vehicle. "I am quite certain we were told quite explicitly to keep the theme "wild"."
Ueda shrugged. "Not our fault if..." He waved his arms, indicating his surroundings. "Gambia?"
Koyama rubbed the back of his head. "Pretty sure we're in Kenya. I think Gambia's on the other side of the continent. At least, that's what Shige said."
Ueda frowned. "As I was saying, it's hardly our fault if Africa is more developed than everyone else makes it out to be. After all, didn't those Real Housewives find their African roots at a shopping mall that one season?"
"True, it's only an hour's drive back to our camp." Koyama noted.
"That's at least an hour of alone time for Kame and Shige. Think either have made a move yet?" Junno asked, having returned with Massu who was busy chewing on whatever food they had purchased.
Koyama pondered over the question briefly. "Kame, maybe. Shige's still as shy as ever."
Ueda smiled. "We may not be delivering the wildness that Johnny is expecting but we must be the best wingmen ever."
Massu smiled cherubically. "Barney Stinson would be proud."
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The order came from Johnny himself so nobody dared to voice what was clearly on all their minds.
But after days (it feels like months) of traipsing through Africa (everybody stopped caring which country they were in once they realised that nobody knew how to read a map that actually folded out on a surface like Nakamaru's back), Tegoshi being the youngest (and excessively spoilt), had had enough. Not even being on ItteQ could prepare him for the KAT-TUN/NEWS Wild! X-Mas Special, a two-week joint-effort project between NEWS and KAT-TUN in which the combined nine members would experience the true wilderness (read: no supporting staff to lug around their luggage and endless supply of hair products) of Africa for the sole purpose of entertaining Japan this festive season.
Tegoshi stabbed at the Stop button on the camcorder he was currently in charge of viciously as their vehicle jerked to a stop. "This has to be the-"
"Best trip evers!" Koki proclaimed suddenly, leaping out of the vehicle even as Koyama, designated driver, protested feebly about the dangers of alighting from a still-moving vehicle. Naturally, his mothering words were lost on the KAT-TUN member as Koki barged his way to the front of a stall that had several animals on display. Maru shuddered at the thought of yet another reason (or possibly three) for not holding KAT-TUN hang-outs at Koki's house of lethal creatures.
"I'm hungry," Massu mumbled sadly.
"Me too," Junno joined in.
Both looked at Koyama expectantly, who raised his hands in protest. "Now hang on, I only agreed to foot the bill for NEWS-"
The combined puppy eyes of Massu and Junno did him (or rather, his wallet) in. Koyama did mental calculations, wondering if his current supply of money was going to last him the entire project while Maru regarded him with a raised eyebrow.
"You're a real pushover, you know that?"
"Says the table for the map," Ueda snorted, lifting his oversized hat to indicate that he had finished napping on the drive into the market. He seemed to have been the only person with enough foresight to realise that it would practically be perpetual summer at the equator.
"Hey guys, meet my latest adoption, Gamby." Koki announced proudly, showing off a tiny rat-like creature.
Maru blanched. "Gamby?"
"He's a Gambian sun squirrel," Koki elaborated. "Or so Google says. Beautiful, right?"
Maru inched back imperceptibly (he reckons he's mastered such a skill over the years), certain that he's seen a documentary (or had it just been a late-night horror flick?) on attack killer rodents.
"He's adorable!" Tegoshi squealed, rubbing Koki's latest adoption on the head. "All he needs is a Santa hat and Gamby can be our mascot for the show!"
"I'm sure I saw some red fabric at a stall a few stalls back," Maru offered slowly, keeping his eye on Gamby for any sudden mood swings. He didn't manage to get another word in as both Tegoshi and Koki dragged him out the vehicle, making him lead the way.
Koyama turned back to the only other occupant left in the safari vehicle. "I am quite certain we were told quite explicitly to keep the theme "wild"."
Ueda shrugged. "Not our fault if..." He waved his arms, indicating his surroundings. "Gambia?"
Koyama rubbed the back of his head. "Pretty sure we're in Kenya. I think Gambia's on the other side of the continent. At least, that's what Shige said."
Ueda frowned. "As I was saying, it's hardly our fault if Africa is more developed than everyone else makes it out to be. After all, didn't those Real Housewives find their African roots at a shopping mall that one season?"
"True, it's only an hour's drive back to our camp." Koyama noted.
"That's at least an hour of alone time for Kame and Shige. Think either have made a move yet?" Junno asked, having returned with Massu who was busy chewing on whatever food they had purchased.
Koyama pondered over the question briefly. "Kame, maybe. Shige's still as shy as ever."
Ueda smiled. "We may not be producing the "Wild We must be the best wingmen ever."
Massu smiled cherubically. "Barney Stinson would be proud."
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"Whose bright idea was this again?" Kame asked, peering down at the angry (he hadn't known at first but the flaring nostrils now gave him a HUGE clue) hippo from his perched position in the tree with the utmost caution.
Just below him (and several safe inches above the biting reach of aforementioned angry hippo), Shige hugged the same tree for dear life, refusing to let go. If he were less frantic, Shige might have been more than happy to supply the different answers he could respond to such an ambiguous question.
a) It had all begun when someone in Arashi had commented that he wanted to visit Kenya, leading Johnny to think that a Johnny's version of Man versus Wild in Africa was winning (read: money-generating) material. Never mind the fact that THAT show was staged.
b) Kame had thought that it was a great idea to pet the cute little hippo submerged by the bank of the lake because after all, this being the KAT-TUN/NEWS Wild! X-Mas Special, it was kind of clever to include a hippo in the show just like in that song from the 50s. Shige, on the other hand, had thought it was a really bad idea (he'd never hated it more when he was right about these things but there was a firs time for everything).
As it were, Shige was so unwilling to let go of the tree that Kame's previous offers of pulling Shige up to where he was were rebuffed repeatedly because that involved the slight possibility that Kame wasn't strongly enough to yank Shige up to safer heights. Kame pouted at that thought. Clearly, Shige had been too busy with novel number two to watch Dream Boys.
Appraising the scene again, Kame scanned his surroundings from his position and sighed. Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to tell Shige that they were lost momentarily displaced. At any rate, Shige wasn't going to make an excellent conversationalist this time either. Just like the previous two times he and Shige managed to find themselves separated from the rest of the group, only to be stuck in some death-defying situation (he admitted that it was his fault this time for attempting to pet the not-so-cute-now hippo, despite Shige's hyperventilating reservations).
If he didn't know better, Kame would swear that their teammates were purposefully leaving Shige and him to their own devices.
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Johnny is right though I WOULD LOVE TO WATCH THAT LOL
As the other commentor, the only fault here is that I would have loved to read more xD
It was cute and super funny xDDD
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