My Farewell letter to red meat
Dear Red Meat,
We have some good times together, bbq's, steakhouses, that one time at Sonic. I am sorry, but it is over between us. You did nothing wrong. You are just as delish as the first day I ate you, but to be honest I haven't been happy for a while. Sure every once in a while I would divulge in a burger from five guys or a surf and terf, but I'm giving you up. I just think I could live my life without you, that is harsh I know, but it is true. I am starting to feel weird eating fellow mammals, and honestly you are a tad fatty for my taste. So I am sorry, but for now we should go our separate ways. I know we decided to take some time apart 2 months ago, but I am now making it permanent. Good bye.
Love,
Jess
PS - I am not gonna rule out the occasional five guys at 2 am, but know that I will be desperate and not looking to get back anything serious
We have some good times together, bbq's, steakhouses, that one time at Sonic. I am sorry, but it is over between us. You did nothing wrong. You are just as delish as the first day I ate you, but to be honest I haven't been happy for a while. Sure every once in a while I would divulge in a burger from five guys or a surf and terf, but I'm giving you up. I just think I could live my life without you, that is harsh I know, but it is true. I am starting to feel weird eating fellow mammals, and honestly you are a tad fatty for my taste. So I am sorry, but for now we should go our separate ways. I know we decided to take some time apart 2 months ago, but I am now making it permanent. Good bye.
Love,
Jess
PS - I am not gonna rule out the occasional five guys at 2 am, but know that I will be desperate and not looking to get back anything serious