Jesus Christos (Hay-soos, Krees-Toooos)
Did you ever wonder why Jesus had two first names??? What the hell does christ mean anyways?? and Jesus, how odd is that... What were Mary and Joe smoking when they were looking through the holy baby name book? I think Merele or Thomasina or Lynette or even Tyrelle are perfectly suitable names for the supposed child of god.. Whats you take on it?? The other thing I don't quite get is, why did he have to wear a white robe??? Why is white a "Pure" color?? I think that a lovely dusty rose or pistachio mist would have been a simple yet elegant choice for our first born of Christianity...
I know what your thinking... Either you are very confused, offended, laughing at my color choices or just bored with my rambling. Either way, I am not a religious person by any-means thanks to my "Holyier than though" Christian upbringing. Its just that it's Sunday, the sabbath and the Vatican is routing out "Gay" members of the church to purify the system... Do they realize that there will only be 2.5 priests left after their Nouveau Witch Hunt??
So, today is beautiful and sunny... The 49ers are playing the first regular season NFL game outside of the US in Mexico City. They are playing the Arizona Cardinals and god help me, if they lose!!!! My brother and I are going to BBQ with my grandpa and watch the game this afternoon. Nothing says Sunday, like football, whiskey, cigars and a room of butch straight guys!! Except me, of course...
I know what your thinking... Either you are very confused, offended, laughing at my color choices or just bored with my rambling. Either way, I am not a religious person by any-means thanks to my "Holyier than though" Christian upbringing. Its just that it's Sunday, the sabbath and the Vatican is routing out "Gay" members of the church to purify the system... Do they realize that there will only be 2.5 priests left after their Nouveau Witch Hunt??
So, today is beautiful and sunny... The 49ers are playing the first regular season NFL game outside of the US in Mexico City. They are playing the Arizona Cardinals and god help me, if they lose!!!! My brother and I are going to BBQ with my grandpa and watch the game this afternoon. Nothing says Sunday, like football, whiskey, cigars and a room of butch straight guys!! Except me, of course...