I Cost 3625 A Night

Feb 21, 2009 02:17

I'm cheaper than retrorocketman, whom I pilfered this from.

Natural Hair Color:
[] Blonde - $100
[X] Brunette - $100
[] Black - $15
[] Bald - $45
[] Other - $75

Total: $100

Eye Color:
[] Brown - $50
[] Green - $75
[X] Blue - $150
[] Hazel - $100
[] Other - $15

Total so far: $250

Height:
[] Over 7' - $200
[] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[X] 5'6" to 6'7" - $150
[] 5'2" to 5'6" - $50
[] Under 5'2 - $45

Total so far: $400

Age:
[] 50 to 56 - $175
[] 46 to 50 - $150
[] 41 to 45 - $125
[X] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 19 to 20 - $25
[] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $500

Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $300
[X] First Born - $300
[] Only Child - $250
[] Second born - $150
[] Middle child - $100
[] Third born - $100
[] Fourth born - $100
[] Fifth born - $156

Total so far: $800

Drink?
[] I did but only once - $400
[]Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] only weekends - $300
[X] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[] no?? - $1

Total so far: $850

Vision
[X] perfect vision - $300
[] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $250
[] No correction - $100
[] Glasses - $500
[] contacts - $25
[] Surgical correction - $25

Total so far: $1150

Shoe Size:
[X] 13+ - $300
[] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[] 11 to 12 - $400
[] 7 to 10 - $500
[] 5 to 7- $400
[]Under 5- $450

Total so far: $1450

Favorite Colors (two):
[X]Green - $675
[] Red - $700
[] Black - $100
[] Yellow - $475
[] Brown - $50
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
[X] Other - $500

Total:$2625

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes - $0
[X] Nope - $1000
[] some - $750

Final Total: $3625

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