Meme Time, courtesy of
starrygirl604. Unlike others I've seen, this one's not off by much...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In February I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In January I helped
buster_fixxitt hide a body (-173 points). In April I bought porn for
radiostace (10 points). In November I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1915 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
jdkenada