She dates metamorphogenic, initially sedimentary, rock

[jdizzle_iguess]

Easter-

I don't know about rolling back the stone,
but I know about those fatso Jews
who made us put it there in the first place.

Easter, in a normal year, near prom season-

I don't know about rolling back the stone,
but I heard about
stoned girls
who go and mack it with an intrusive, initially sedimentary, igneous mineral rock-
and for sure with J.D.'s old-bones
dog Mercury.