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today is my nineteenth and a half birthday. I have six months left of being a teenager.
today was humid and foggy and filled with heartburn. Not metaphorical heartburn, the acid reflux kind. Never had it too often but today it came on strong. I had a dream last night about Dave Kleinschmidtt in drag. Dave is about 6 foot 3 and has a large beard eminating from the area below his chin, but not the rest of his face. And he was wearing a pink dress with poofy shoulders. It was in interesting dream.
This is a good oppertunity to tout my new theory:
THE JON GOOD HOT GIRL-ASSHOLE INTERACTION PARADIGM
You see, when most normal guys see a very attractive girl, they think to themselves "damn! that girl is mad fly! I would never have a chance with her." And thus they restrain their testosteronic urges and keep their distance. However, guys who are assholes have a tendency to have significantly enlarged egos compared with regular guys, and they think instead "this girl is hot; she wants me." And thus, the only people who approach hot girls are said assholes and therefore assholes are the only type of people they date. Because of this limited exposure to a self-selecting pool, two changes come over these females. The first is the formation of the erroneous belief that all men are assholes. The second is that because assholes are the only men they ever experience, girls change themselves to best suit the whims of the assholes they court (for those who have seen the musical Grease, this could be described as the "Sandra Dee phenomenon").
Just an observation.
~jon good loves you
today was humid and foggy and filled with heartburn. Not metaphorical heartburn, the acid reflux kind. Never had it too often but today it came on strong. I had a dream last night about Dave Kleinschmidtt in drag. Dave is about 6 foot 3 and has a large beard eminating from the area below his chin, but not the rest of his face. And he was wearing a pink dress with poofy shoulders. It was in interesting dream.
This is a good oppertunity to tout my new theory:
THE JON GOOD HOT GIRL-ASSHOLE INTERACTION PARADIGM
You see, when most normal guys see a very attractive girl, they think to themselves "damn! that girl is mad fly! I would never have a chance with her." And thus they restrain their testosteronic urges and keep their distance. However, guys who are assholes have a tendency to have significantly enlarged egos compared with regular guys, and they think instead "this girl is hot; she wants me." And thus, the only people who approach hot girls are said assholes and therefore assholes are the only type of people they date. Because of this limited exposure to a self-selecting pool, two changes come over these females. The first is the formation of the erroneous belief that all men are assholes. The second is that because assholes are the only men they ever experience, girls change themselves to best suit the whims of the assholes they court (for those who have seen the musical Grease, this could be described as the "Sandra Dee phenomenon").
Just an observation.
~jon good loves you