Don't try and tell me your not retarded...ive heard it all before! Trrrust me!

Apr 10, 2005 01:53

One thing I gotta say now... ehem, right now, honey, everythings ok, at least until I leave here... Last night I went to see Mindless Self Indulgence and it fucking rocked and anyone from that band can have my love child, if only we could get on with the conception already i mean com'mon!(Lindsay holy shit *drool* and mr. Urine, spikey and pink as ever)
Somethin' I will always remember is a fan handing Jimmy Urine a dollar to sign and he ate it. Thats right folks, ate it. Snatched it right out of his grubby little hand and stuffed it right into his big, fat mouth. I laughed and laughed while I watched the guy as a mixture of dispair and joy scrambled his face.
D got to have some fun-with-punk-chicks but sadly I was too blind, covered with sweat(25% of it being mine) and distracted to talk to the punk-chicks. (I will regret that until the day I die{and d for makin me leave wayyyyyyyy to early????yeah exactly my point...sheeshafrik}...D...will rue

I was gonna maybe hang out with a few punk-chicks 2day but there was some shit goin' on and I was with my ex in Troylet, and it pissed me off...so bad in fact that Missa had to calm me by pouring alcohol down my virgin* gullet, but before I get myself into....or nigh unto...more drunken drama, let me take my swobboly leave..chum buckets!

Its not a crack hole, it's a rat-hole! There on crack attack!!!!!!*

*by "virgin" i mean a tube in-which (much) alcohol has passed through on a daily and hourly basis*
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