Daily singles love (by Astrology.com)
"Rid your self of excess in all its forms. You may want to simplify your home life, but you should certainly get out the scissors when it comes to your dating. Drop a few profiles from your online search -- as a start."
Thank you Astrology.com, you know more about this stuff than I do. Wait, who told you anything about online profiles? Well, I guess there are a few girls who are listed as friends on my journal page, but it's not what you think. You would have to incorporate "telepathetic" in your definition of dating because all of them either live in a different state, a different country, and/or a different state of mind (which I can't read).
Astrology.com, I'm starting to question whether you have my best interest in mind. I think you're jealous! You don't want me to have a dating life, because if I did have one, I would leave you! Well...you're right. I would leave you, but you don't have to worry about that. I have a feeling that I will be single for a long, long, long, very long time.
Thank you Astrology.com, you know more about this stuff than I do. Wait, who told you anything about online profiles? Well, I guess there are a few girls who are listed as friends on my journal page, but it's not what you think. You would have to incorporate "telepathetic" in your definition of dating because all of them either live in a different state, a different country, and/or a different state of mind (which I can't read).
Astrology.com, I'm starting to question whether you have my best interest in mind. I think you're jealous! You don't want me to have a dating life, because if I did have one, I would leave you! Well...you're right. I would leave you, but you don't have to worry about that. I have a feeling that I will be single for a long, long, long, very long time.