mother nature, gas prices, newborns, westward ho, the law, so and so?
Mother nature is a terrorist, and we all know that you can't negotiate with terrorists; so I propose that the United States wage war with any country that harbors mother nature. We need to be more aggressive in our efforts to stop her.
Gas prices are just swell these days. If we start using animals instead of dollars to buy goods in this country, then it will cost me like 50 lop ear bunny rabbits and 2 persian cats to fill my gas tank! That's outrageous! But at least I don't have to fork over 5 golden retrievers and a cute but ill-tempered former circus pony like the guy driving the Chevy Yukon.
Welcome to the world Parker! Save us!
I'm still aimed westward, but my trajectory has changed until further notice. If I were an arms dealer, I would be selling Unguided Missiles to poor militiamen who can't afford laser guidance technology but still want the fun and joy of owning their very own missile.
I fought the law, and... I hate that song! If you were betting money on me, all I have to say is, "What were you thinking?!"
And where is so and so, I mean, what's her face? I haven't heard from her in a while. Is she OK? Does anybody know?
Gas prices are just swell these days. If we start using animals instead of dollars to buy goods in this country, then it will cost me like 50 lop ear bunny rabbits and 2 persian cats to fill my gas tank! That's outrageous! But at least I don't have to fork over 5 golden retrievers and a cute but ill-tempered former circus pony like the guy driving the Chevy Yukon.
Welcome to the world Parker! Save us!
I'm still aimed westward, but my trajectory has changed until further notice. If I were an arms dealer, I would be selling Unguided Missiles to poor militiamen who can't afford laser guidance technology but still want the fun and joy of owning their very own missile.
I fought the law, and... I hate that song! If you were betting money on me, all I have to say is, "What were you thinking?!"
And where is so and so, I mean, what's her face? I haven't heard from her in a while. Is she OK? Does anybody know?