sleep-n-around
when i was riding here, i saw a campervan and it was called sleep-n-around... get it... sleeping around?! well, i thought it was funny. ;)
sorry i haven't updated more, all i actually do is sleep, go to the beach, and work. more like wake up, go to the beach, then go to work. then sleep again. and usually get drunk before sleep. it's awesome. spent a ridiculous amount on my bottleshop credit (like if u don't have money u can credit it to your account) and it was only my first week working and i thiiiink everyone thinks i'm a raging alcoholic. there's nothing else to do here really tho! but yeah, this internet cafe is really expensive and i can't be bothered to ride into town too often... but i am alive and well and i will be using the computer more often cuz anderson is home now and i want to talk to him:) not that i don't want to talk to u guys too... u know what i mean. ;)
work is going good, my boss is a complete and total asshole tho and everyone hates him... he'll just stand and WATCH u until u do something wrong. it's a little unnerving. and if u are in the bottleshop, he watches u from the camera and will yell at u THRU THE CAMERA (just found that one out the other day- fucking scary!) or tell u later "yeah, when i was watching u on the camera"... i think it's a power thing, he just looooves when u fuck up so he can yell at u. he's a bitter, vile old man and i can't stand him. i try and be as hilarious as possible tho, so i think he likes me fine... u never can tell with these aussies tho.
our bar is the sleaziest of all sleaziness... first of all, there's never ANY music because people bet there, so all u can hear is the announcer from the races on tv... betting and gambling is massive in this country, australia only has 20 million people but has over 20% of the worlds slot machines... random fact for ya. we don't have slot machines at our bar but the horse races are bad enough. all the sheep shearers come in and spend all their money and beer and bets. and none of them have any teeth. i'm not sure exactly why, it just seem to be the shearers that are toothless... maybe the sheep put up a fight when they're getting skinned, i don't know. it's gross. and they all leer and u and make sick comments and for the first bit i'd just laugh it off but now i'm getting pissed off and have started to be a bit mean. i can't help it!
and we have these girls called skimpy's, they wear- u guessed it- slim to no clothes and work behind the bar... we get a new one every week and they are the biggest dirtbags ever. they pass a jug around and collect money then take their tops (bras i mean) off for like half an hour. the toothless dudes love it, let me tell ya. the skimpy last week passed her jug around and only got $2 in it...!!! dirtbags i tell u. and then of course since all us normal girls are way hotter than the disgusting skimpys, we get the "why aren't u a skimpy" about 40 times a day... i absolutely hate working in the bar. i like the bottle shop sooooo much better.
becky comes on the 7th, i can't wait! so there will be me, beck, sophie the scottish girl, sion the english girl and her friend lucy comes soon too! it will be awesome. we go out to the one nighclub here every weekend, it's fun enough and it's the only place to go so the whole town goes.... and there's lots of good surfing here so there's always lots of out-of-town surfers there as well;) the music is shit but us girls are pretty fun so it's a good time:)
my camera is broken but i'll try and post some pictures one day, promise.
peace out homies!
sorry i haven't updated more, all i actually do is sleep, go to the beach, and work. more like wake up, go to the beach, then go to work. then sleep again. and usually get drunk before sleep. it's awesome. spent a ridiculous amount on my bottleshop credit (like if u don't have money u can credit it to your account) and it was only my first week working and i thiiiink everyone thinks i'm a raging alcoholic. there's nothing else to do here really tho! but yeah, this internet cafe is really expensive and i can't be bothered to ride into town too often... but i am alive and well and i will be using the computer more often cuz anderson is home now and i want to talk to him:) not that i don't want to talk to u guys too... u know what i mean. ;)
work is going good, my boss is a complete and total asshole tho and everyone hates him... he'll just stand and WATCH u until u do something wrong. it's a little unnerving. and if u are in the bottleshop, he watches u from the camera and will yell at u THRU THE CAMERA (just found that one out the other day- fucking scary!) or tell u later "yeah, when i was watching u on the camera"... i think it's a power thing, he just looooves when u fuck up so he can yell at u. he's a bitter, vile old man and i can't stand him. i try and be as hilarious as possible tho, so i think he likes me fine... u never can tell with these aussies tho.
our bar is the sleaziest of all sleaziness... first of all, there's never ANY music because people bet there, so all u can hear is the announcer from the races on tv... betting and gambling is massive in this country, australia only has 20 million people but has over 20% of the worlds slot machines... random fact for ya. we don't have slot machines at our bar but the horse races are bad enough. all the sheep shearers come in and spend all their money and beer and bets. and none of them have any teeth. i'm not sure exactly why, it just seem to be the shearers that are toothless... maybe the sheep put up a fight when they're getting skinned, i don't know. it's gross. and they all leer and u and make sick comments and for the first bit i'd just laugh it off but now i'm getting pissed off and have started to be a bit mean. i can't help it!
and we have these girls called skimpy's, they wear- u guessed it- slim to no clothes and work behind the bar... we get a new one every week and they are the biggest dirtbags ever. they pass a jug around and collect money then take their tops (bras i mean) off for like half an hour. the toothless dudes love it, let me tell ya. the skimpy last week passed her jug around and only got $2 in it...!!! dirtbags i tell u. and then of course since all us normal girls are way hotter than the disgusting skimpys, we get the "why aren't u a skimpy" about 40 times a day... i absolutely hate working in the bar. i like the bottle shop sooooo much better.
becky comes on the 7th, i can't wait! so there will be me, beck, sophie the scottish girl, sion the english girl and her friend lucy comes soon too! it will be awesome. we go out to the one nighclub here every weekend, it's fun enough and it's the only place to go so the whole town goes.... and there's lots of good surfing here so there's always lots of out-of-town surfers there as well;) the music is shit but us girls are pretty fun so it's a good time:)
my camera is broken but i'll try and post some pictures one day, promise.
peace out homies!