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Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
What's another word for synonym?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
What's another word for synonym?