sex quiz
[taken from Whimseywisp]
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Academically? Sure, several of you. But the more practical side of me thinks it would be unadvisable, whereas my wife would murder me.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
All times of Yes. Personally? I'd rather it start in the morning, go to lunch, start back after lunch and go till evening, nice dinner, and cap off the evening with a nice and easy. Now if I had to choose just one, I'd say morning because everything is fresh, bright-eyed and full of energy.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right
4. Do you masturbate?
I masturbate like a nun prays, often and with feeling.
5. How often? Lately?
seriously? well I am getting old now, so I'm down to like once a day average I guess, Sometimes I'll skip a few days, then hit it 3 or 4 times in one day to make up for it. Now as a teenager? shit... I'd rather not try to put a number to it, but I will say often. I think my max was thirty something times in one day, and I've never had a desire to repeat that, unusual things happen to the equipment at that point. Lately? This morning.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Yes! yes I have. I've never had sex for money, but I have stripped for it. There was beer involved.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
I like a bath, but don't find time for one that often.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Oh yes, my fourth time having sex was in the shower, it was ok, I've had some good times in both showers and baths, and busted my head on a faucet... it was worth it.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
sure, watch, read, whatever... I'm a geek... it's in our blood.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I like a passive partner, it's fun to do things to someone and see what kind of reaction you get. but an aggressive partner is really exciting. At the end of the day, what turns me on is imagination and the desire to try new things, and by that I don't mean crazy, I just mean try something different, something as wild as, oh hey, let's try the buhdist flying mantis position, or something as simple as, say... a head scratch, just someone who's willing to try new things, whether they do it from top or bottom (figuratively, not literally) is of less importance.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes I do actually.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I know pretty much all of them very closely, and the rest I know well enough to know that they are great people and interesting enough that I read everything they write.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Pretty much already have, I chose to create a life with my Love and struggle a little bit, rather than focus on my career.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
My three Favorite kinks? oh shit... hmmm... don't have three favorites. flutes diapers and Brazilian boys... no, now I'm just fucking with you. I like anal, I like handcuffs, it's not in bed, matter of fact that kinda defeats the purpose, but I love doing it in public. I don't know, I'll try any damn thing, It's more about the variety than a favorite.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yeah, once, and i had the concussion to prove it.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Romantic? umm, are we talking "Raul swept her up in his glistening arms" romantic, or as in "Dude it was fucking awesome!" romantic? i'll do both.
The most romantic in the classical meaning was my wedding night, it was beautiful beyond my piddly size 12 font ability to describe getting Amanda out of that huge ass dress (under 15 seconds for anyone wondering) and I'll never forget it.
memorable, Oh, wait, the next question covers this, one second...
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
I've had sex on a tractor beside a road, in a Kmart, in the middle of roads, parked on the side of the road, i the middle of a soccer field in the middle of the day, on the roof of a house on a city street, under a bridge within site of the highway. Driving down the road, on train tracks, in a deer stand, roommate's bed, kitchen counter, deserted buildings, in a .. well I'm running away with the question. I don't know which the weirdest was.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
yes, didn't really care.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No actually I haven't, plan to go sometime soon though, tired of answering this question no.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Sure, why else would one go to a bar?
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
um, no, wow, would that suck.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes
24. What’s your sexuality?
Straight as an arrow, a good arrow, not one of those fucked up ones we used to make as kids and call them arrows, only they wouldn't fly straight, cause it was really just a stick you picked up. I just really like women.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
oral only, far as I can remember. Both ways at least.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
yeah, several
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
yes, at several different jobs
28. Have you ever been in an “adult” store?
yup
29. Bought something from an adult store?
yup, for me, partners, and friends.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Well I do help implement several.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Pink. Fuzzy. Handcuffs. or are they black, I can't remember colors.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yeah, there are a few pics out there, and a couple mpegs, and some film
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Yes! I have omg, thankfully they either didn't notice or liked me enough not to call me out on it.
34. Have you ever had phonesex?
Yeah, wow, i almost forgot you could even do that.
35. Have you ever had cybersex?
lol, I think my freshman year was more cybersex than walking, classes, and eating combined lol
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Nope, that's just being friendly.
37. What’s your favorite sexual position?
again with the favorites... sheesh... I've always liked girl on the bed on her back, knees bent, guy standing up, but it's hard to find furniture that's exactly the right height. a standard bed, with an extra mattress is perfect, had one in high school. Haven't done that one in quite a while though. Very simple, there are others I'm a big fan of, little more precarious, girl on her side, lower leg straight, upper leg pulled up tight, guy kneeling, straddling the lower leg, grabbing the upper knee and hip but you have to be very careful and listen to the girl, cause you can really hurt someone like that, you've got ungodly penetration and angle, it also works, with the girl on the edge of the bed, guy standing, that gives you a little more control so you don't go to far, but you need a chair for the girls lower leg to rest on, else it's just hanging in space... and that just looks silly.
38. What’s your favorite sex act?
I love giving oral, I mean, the dimensions to that act are tremendous, you can do soooooo many different things, it really doesn't have to be the same way twice, and there are so many random variables on top of that. the tastes and textures and colors vary so much from activities, diet, or point in their cycle. And it yields great rewards, it's such a great feeling to feel/see/hear your partner get off that way.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No, but it's always been a lifelong goal.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
shit, I'll be surprised if anyone even comments on this.