I want
This job, yo.
I have a Very Big Interview for what could quite possibly be The Perfect Job, this afternoon.
I also have a Very Big Posterior that was unwillingly squeezed into a Normal Sized Suit, and am thus suffering greatly in the DC heat/humidity.
I would very much appreciate it if:
(1) DC could stop being so sweltering for 40 minutes, commencing at 1:25 this afternoon.
(2) I could spontaneously lose 10 pounds.
Thank you.
I have a Very Big Interview for what could quite possibly be The Perfect Job, this afternoon.
I also have a Very Big Posterior that was unwillingly squeezed into a Normal Sized Suit, and am thus suffering greatly in the DC heat/humidity.
I would very much appreciate it if:
(1) DC could stop being so sweltering for 40 minutes, commencing at 1:25 this afternoon.
(2) I could spontaneously lose 10 pounds.
Thank you.