Things that make me lol.
Last night, while unsuccessfully trying to fall asleep, I thought two things that made me literally laugh out loud. Although they couldn't process the awkwardness, I think the kitties sensed that daddy looked like a lunatic.
"When I was 15, I lost my virginity to the first girl I ever honestly thought I loved. She broke up with me a few hours later. My relationships have since been a series of karma-riddled epic fails."
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"I don't know how exactly we were so attracted to each other- we were as compatible as David Duke and Queen Latifa".
If I could disperse some advice right quick: cook your meat. Perhaps my urge to vomit has been exacerbated by a mean hangover, but I think bleeding steaks may hurt you the next day.
"When I was 15, I lost my virginity to the first girl I ever honestly thought I loved. She broke up with me a few hours later. My relationships have since been a series of karma-riddled epic fails."
&
"I don't know how exactly we were so attracted to each other- we were as compatible as David Duke and Queen Latifa".
If I could disperse some advice right quick: cook your meat. Perhaps my urge to vomit has been exacerbated by a mean hangover, but I think bleeding steaks may hurt you the next day.