Fuckeree (or something)

[jcspd]

Today I didn't do write my essay and tonight I watched Dreamcatcher with Ant, Jen, and Chris. It was about a group of boys who met some German kid who gave them all magical powers. The German kid also predicted they would meet a British alien who wanted to infect the world by going to Boston and putting a worm in the sewer. Luckily, the German kid ultimately led some guy to Boston, where he shot the British alien and stepped on the worm, thereby saving the world. It was starring Morgan Freeman, the righteous fuck from The Broken Hearts Club, and the lovechild of Chuck Norris/Jonathan Brody Kramnick. All the hot guys mostly died towards the beginning, leaving only CH/JBK, whose body was, by that point, inhabited by the British guy. The British guy couldn't really kill CH/JBK; indeed, he had already died in an accident very reminiscent of the hilarious scene in Meet Joe Black. It was good times. I would have thought there was some homoeroticism, which would have made me not like the characters, but thankfully the filmakers inserted some gratuitous references to their heterosexual relations. So it was just good ol' male bonding, which is really cute and endearing. I didn't get the "mind warehouse" bit because I'm stupid, and also there were several bears, which scare me. I'm pretty sure the adult worms represented the "vagina dentata," but I have yet to fully develop this theory.

Rating: ** 1/2

(I'm excited because I developed a thesis in the shower!!!)