EAT COAL BITCHES!!!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I broke blipstutterblip's X-Box (-12 points). Last Monday I donated bone marrow to vampyrecandy in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In October I pushed yarsrevenge in the mud (-17 points). Last Friday I gave jogabtrfly a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last month I put gum in jackass_jones's hair (-12 points).
Overall, I've been nice (309 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
jcrr