When your name is Evil, bad is good, or so you think; but you're so very wrong... it's Evil.
I got this email and didn't know most of you guys's email adresses, so this is the best way to show it off.
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for
blood plasma.
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.
Donkeys kill more people annually than airplane crashes.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or
older.
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.
Venus
is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
Apples,
not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning
Most dust particles in your house are made from
dead skin.
Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
Pearls melt in vinegar.
The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least
six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid
airborne particles
resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
Richard Millhouse Nixon
was the first U.S. president whose name
contains all the letters from the word "Criminal."
The second?
William Jefferson Clinton.
(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?!!)
And the best for last.....
turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that; don't YOU?)
Now you know everything there is to know
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for
blood plasma.
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.
Donkeys kill more people annually than airplane crashes.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or
older.
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.
Venus
is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
Apples,
not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning
Most dust particles in your house are made from
dead skin.
Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
Pearls melt in vinegar.
The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least
six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid
airborne particles
resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
Richard Millhouse Nixon
was the first U.S. president whose name
contains all the letters from the word "Criminal."
The second?
William Jefferson Clinton.
(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?!!)
And the best for last.....
turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that; don't YOU?)
Now you know everything there is to know