Why Him? 1 star review (actually a poem)

Dec 23, 2016 19:12



A good question: Why Him?

Why Cranston?
Why 2016?
Why Moose in urine tank?
Why Key?
Why Franco (no, really, you're even better than this)?
Why Goodyear?
Why Gorillas? Or Guerillas?
Why Silicon Valley?
Why America?
Why Trump?
Why Rich people?
Why White People?
Why Zoey Deutch and Megan Mullally... okay, actually I get that, they need the work and it's a pay-day?
Why Tattoos? Or Toos? Or Tatts?
Why Jonah Hill? WHY GOD WHY?
Why... everything.

Also, for the record, KISS sucks ass.
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