chemistry at it's best...
andrew hanson and jon swan saw me studying chemistry this morning...
Andrew: see kristina, it's like this, jon and i come together to for the hanswan molecule, or jonson molecule, whichever you choose.
Jon: that's because we share such great qualities like music, and looks
Andrew: that's a covalent bond
a few minutes later....
Andrew: kristina, your positive charge is inducing a dipole within me.
Jon: but strong nuclear forces stop that dipole (jumps inbetween us)
Andrew: no you're london dispersion forces, i am a dipole and thus take over (pushes jon away)
Jon: you;re right, london dispersion forces are weak (pushes me). Strong nuclear forces do this (tries to pick me up)
thank you jon and andrew for that lovely perversion of science...
Andrew: see kristina, it's like this, jon and i come together to for the hanswan molecule, or jonson molecule, whichever you choose.
Jon: that's because we share such great qualities like music, and looks
Andrew: that's a covalent bond
a few minutes later....
Andrew: kristina, your positive charge is inducing a dipole within me.
Jon: but strong nuclear forces stop that dipole (jumps inbetween us)
Andrew: no you're london dispersion forces, i am a dipole and thus take over (pushes jon away)
Jon: you;re right, london dispersion forces are weak (pushes me). Strong nuclear forces do this (tries to pick me up)
thank you jon and andrew for that lovely perversion of science...