Stolen from SakuraNek0
Guy-Stereotypical Confessions
[x] I have watched porn. (Meh.)
[ ] I have played/cheated on a girl.
[x] I've slept naked.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I wear boxers to bed.
[ ] I've thrown rocks at a girl's window.
[x] I have drank because I felt like it.
[x] I still beat my buddies up.
[ ] Of course they never beat me up.
[ ] I drive a truck.
[x] I have a job.
[ ] I have more than one job.
[ ] I currently have a girlfriend.
[x] My girlfriend is better than yours. (This is a given, my women are all of the highest caliber, and no one can make me think otherwise. I mean, dude, they're hand picked by me, the greatest mastermind/connoisseur/awesome dude in the history of the universe, EVER.. they've gotta be top notch.)
[x] I'm cocky. (Sometimes >>; )
[ ] I've forgotten to return a phone call to a girl.
[x] Not all guys are the same. I'm one of the different ones. (... I think >>; )
[x] I'd do anything for my girl. (Well, if I had one... and almost anything. Don't want to be the sacrifice in a satanic ritual for example XD)
[x] I'm not in love.
[ ] I've honked at a girl going down the road.
[ ] I've hit on a girl in public.
[x] I've asked a hot girl for her number that I just met.
[ ] I've acted like a manwhore.
[ ] Pamela Anderson is hot
[ ] Sports overrule everything else
[x] I like rock music.
[ ] I like rap music.
[x] I've been suspended.
[x] Ive gotten detention.
[x] The whole 'If a guy has big feet...' thing is true.
[x] Cheerleaders are hot.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[ ] I want my belly button pierced.
[ ] I want my tongue pierced.
On an unrelated note; why is it always so difficult to think positively about one's self? It's common sense! I really should get out of the habit of being down on myself :p
[x] I have watched porn. (Meh.)
[ ] I have played/cheated on a girl.
[x] I've slept naked.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I wear boxers to bed.
[ ] I've thrown rocks at a girl's window.
[x] I have drank because I felt like it.
[x] I still beat my buddies up.
[ ] Of course they never beat me up.
[ ] I drive a truck.
[x] I have a job.
[ ] I have more than one job.
[ ] I currently have a girlfriend.
[x] My girlfriend is better than yours. (This is a given, my women are all of the highest caliber, and no one can make me think otherwise. I mean, dude, they're hand picked by me, the greatest mastermind/connoisseur/awesome dude in the history of the universe, EVER.. they've gotta be top notch.)
[x] I'm cocky. (Sometimes >>; )
[ ] I've forgotten to return a phone call to a girl.
[x] Not all guys are the same. I'm one of the different ones. (... I think >>; )
[x] I'd do anything for my girl. (Well, if I had one... and almost anything. Don't want to be the sacrifice in a satanic ritual for example XD)
[x] I'm not in love.
[ ] I've honked at a girl going down the road.
[ ] I've hit on a girl in public.
[x] I've asked a hot girl for her number that I just met.
[ ] I've acted like a manwhore.
[ ] Pamela Anderson is hot
[ ] Sports overrule everything else
[x] I like rock music.
[ ] I like rap music.
[x] I've been suspended.
[x] Ive gotten detention.
[x] The whole 'If a guy has big feet...' thing is true.
[x] Cheerleaders are hot.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[ ] I want my belly button pierced.
[ ] I want my tongue pierced.
On an unrelated note; why is it always so difficult to think positively about one's self? It's common sense! I really should get out of the habit of being down on myself :p