The Big Ass Survey
Okay, Im starting to feel like a slacker since I seem to be the only one that hasn't done this survey, so here it goes. Thank god for insomnia.
-- name: Joshua
-- birthplace: Elkins, WV
-- current location: In my computer chair in the dark...
-- eye color: green...or violet with my contacts
-- hair color: brown/blond
-- righty or lefty: right
-- zodiac sign: Aquarius...breaks into song
-- the shoes you wore today: AE Brown slides
-- your weakness?: Always trying to please others
-- your fears: Uncapable of being loved
-- your perfect pizza: Chicken Ranch Pizza..YUM
-- one thing you'd like to achieve: Inner Peace
-- your most overused phrase on aim: Boo!
-- your thoughts first waking up: Panic, What time is it?
-- the first feature you notice in the opposite sex: Smile and eyes
-- your best physical feature: Smile
-- your bedtime: who goes to bed?
-- cuss?: Way too much when I play Mortal Combat with Joe and Melissa
-- sing well: Have you ever had two cats having sex?
-- take a shower everyday: twice a day
-- have a crush(es): Not at the moment
-- who are they: N/A
-- do you think you've been in love: I know I have
-- want to go to college: Well, Ive spent this long here, so I guess
-- like high school: When I was there I wanted to get out, but I did like it
-- want to get married: Yeah, Already planning on a Hawaiian Wedding
-- type w/ your fingers on the right keys: Yes! thanks to typing class in the 9th grade.
-- believe in yourself: I used to, and I hope to again.
-- get motion sickness: Only when Joe drives
-- think you're attractive: No, I always find my flaws
-- think you're a health freak: I try to be healthy and Im a freak, but does that make me a health freak?
-- get along with your parents: Do pigs fly?
-- like thunderstorms: Yes...very relaxing and romantic.
-- play an instrument: Piano, a little, and I just bought a violin and Im going to start lessons
-- had sex: Yes...and damn it, quit trying to figure out how many times!
-- been on a date: I used to go on dates, but now Im old and boring
-- do you go to the mall?: I like to call it home.
-- eaten an entire box of oreos: Get me when Im depressed and Ill eat more than just that
-- eaten sushi: Last Week
-- been on stage: Yes a few times... Even had a lead role in drag, and started to strip on stage in 9th grade...but thats a story all of its own.
-- been dumped: Fucking bastards!..I mean..yes
-- gone skating: yes..ice skated, rollerbladed, and rollerskated many times
-- made homemade cookies: I make the BEST homemade cookies
-- gone skinny dipping: Yes
-- dyed your hair: Lets just say Ive been called pineapple head before
-- stolen anything: nothing of real value
-- played a game that required removal of clothing?: Yes
-- if so, was it mixed company?: No...what fun is that?
-- been trashed or extremely: No, Ive never passed out in a volleyball court then slept in a bathtub full of water...NEVER..LOL
-- been called a tease: Only by the people Ive flirted with and made them think they might get sex
-- gotten beaten up: I do the beating
-- age you hope to be married: umm..marriage is not legal for me
-- numbers and names of children: none..they are the spawn of satan
-- how do you want to die: In my sleep....just slowly fade away
-- where you want to go to college: Well I guess WVU
-- what do you wanna be when you grow up: A honest lawyer...i know you dont think they exist
-- what country would you most like to visit: I want to Ireland and go back to France
-- best eye color?: blue or green
-- best hair color?: dark brown or black
-- best first date location: Picnic in the park then drive in
-- best first kiss location: Under the starry sky
-- number of people you could trust with your life: 1..me!
-- number of cds that i own?: who knows...hundreds
-- number of MP3s that i own?: uhh..like i have time to count them
-- number of piercings: 1...I used to have 6..I miss them
-- number of tattoos: none
-- number of times your name has appeared in the newspaper: way too many. I'm an overachiever
-- number of scars on your body: Do stretchmarks count?
-- things in your past that you regret: Oh sheesh...I dont even want to go there
-- current taste: toothpaste
-- current hair: shaved...as always
-- current apparel: silk boxers and a tshirt
-- current annoyance: Insomnia
-- current smell: Pralines and creme candle
-- current windows open: AOL
-- current desktop picture: Desert with a moon overhead
-- current favorite actor: I donno
-- current favorite actrice: Joan Cusack, Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock
-- current favorite group: TLC
-- current book: Metes and Bounds
-- current cds in stereo: Sheryl Crow
-- current color of toenails: the normal color
-- current refreshment: ice tea
-- current worry: What dont I worry about. Money, the future, is everyone happy
-- current favorite celeb: blah
-- current hates: untidy house, dry skin, the noise your teeth make when you click them together
today have i ..
-- smiled?: yes, I smile a lot
-- laughed?: yes, when My kitten scared my bf's cat
-- cried?: Nope..not today...I usually dont cry, I hold it all in
-- bought something?: lunch
-- been sarcastic?: Im prolly too sarcastic too much
-- talked to an ex?: No, they arent worthy, plus it wouldnt be worth putting a current relationship in danger to talk to an ex.
-- watched your favorite movie?: No, but I watched About a Boy and I really liked it
a last time for everything.......
-- last book you read: Back Woods
-- last movie you saw: Feardotcom
-- last song you heard: 1000 miles
-- last thing you ate: double chocolate cake from eat n park
do you...
-- sleep with stuffed animals?: just a small care bear
-- live in the moment?: I try to, but the damn future keeps interfering
-- have a dream that keeps coming back?: yes...I have this nightmare about driving and my car being washed off the road by a flood. Its one of my biggest fears
-- believe there is life on other planets?: yes
-- read the newspaper?: online
-- have any gay or lesbian friends?: yes...many of them
-- believe in miracles?: definitely...Im still alive arent I?
-- believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: yes, if you love someone, you can be eternally faithful
-- consider yourself tolerant of others?: well in my mind I like to think I am, but I know thats not always true
-- consider love a mistake?: Love cannot be a mistake, its a precious gift, even if it is lost sometimes
-- have a favorite candy?: Reesee Cups
-- believe in astrology?: NO, Wheres my dark and mysterious stranger
-- believe in magic?: I have magic hands.. does that count?
-- believe in god?: with god all things are possible
-- go to church?: I need to go, but I keep sleeping in!!
-- have any pets: Mistoffeles, my spoiled ass kitten
-- do well in school?: when I go I do
-- wear hats?: yep
-- hate yourself?: only when I see that Im acting like my mother
-- have an obsession?: just one? pleasa I have many
-- have a secret crush?: If it were a secret, why would I tell you
-- do they know yet?: blop
-- collect anything?: Little Prince items
-- wish on stars?: all the time
-- like your handwriting?: Yes, I have nice handwriting
-- have any bad habits?: I obsess a lot
-- care about looks? I must cause I always feel bad about the way I look
-- believe in witches?: Mom, is that you?
-- believe in satan?: Yes, and I hope he stars far away from me
-- how many close friends do you have? 6 or 7..
-- what is or was your favorite cartoon? Well I was Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz...that was fun
-- describe a typical day in your life: no day is typical in my life
-- do you believe that jesus is the son of god? Yes
-- what and/or who makes you cry? I've cried too much in my life, I try not to do that anymore
-- who are your top 5 favorite bands?: yawn
-- have any of those bands influenced you emotionally or in any way? all music affects me emotionally. If you get to know me and pay attention you can tell my mood by the music I listen to
-- if you were a bird, would you fly? Why, cause wherever I fly, there I will be. I cant get away from me
-- do you burn candles or incense? Do I burn candles...haha...My significant other is in the candle business.
-- who or what is the most important person or thing in your life and why? how can you narrow it down to one thing? Thats absurd
-- what is your favorite scent? I love the scent of cologne..especially truth, eternity and safari
-- describe your most memorable moment: Lets see, having a luau, getting very drunk and then lei'ing everyone in the bar as I introduced myself...thats one of them anyway...Im sure my friends could think of many others
-- do you like cats or dogs? Puppies all the way
-- can you speak any foreign languages? a little french, italian, and german. I also speak fluent Nell...Tay in da win mes chickapee
-- if yes, how did you learn and why did you learn them? class and watching Nell
-- has 9/11 affected you? Well I guess it has somewhat. You really cant escape it
-- what would you say to osama bin laden if he were standing in front of you? Nothing...I would just alert the authorites so they can finally catch his ass.
-- three wishes: Personal Happiness, Love, and Feeling needed
-- 1 minute: this damn survey
-- 1 day ago: Training for my business
-- 1 week ago: Playing Play Station 2
-- 1 year ago: Preparing to go to Paris and playing racketball
-- i hurt: my self esteem
-- i love: the smell of spring
-- i hate: narrow mindedness
-- i fear: abandonment
-- i hope: for love and respect
-- i feel: unfullfilled
-- i listen: to those I love
-- i hide: my feelings
-- i drive: The Fluffer aka my Honda Civic
-- i play: Hard!
-- i breathe: uneasily
-- i miss: my innocence
-- i learned: to let go and let people in
-- i know: well, I know lots of stuff, but do I know whats important?
-- i say: if you want to do it in life you will find a way
-- i dream: that I can change the world
-- i want: understanding
-- i fell: and I got back up again
-- i wait: for my life to fall in place
-- i need: to love myself and to trust more
-- i think: I will try harder
are you...
-- understanding: Most of the time
-- open-minded: yes
-- arrogant: I dont think so
-- insecure: definitely
-- interesting: weird may be a better word
-- hungry: for acceptance
-- friendly: I can be
-- smart: yes
-- moody: yes
-- childish: I can be, but sometimes it can be good
-- independent: too independent
-- hard working: not like I used to be
-- organized: haha...I alphabatize everything
-- healthy: if it werent for my damn allergies and asthma
-- emotionally stable: yes, Ive a very strong person
-- shy?: more the opposite
-- difficult: I can be very difficult
-- attractive: No
-- bored easily: yes
-- thirsty: for new experiences
-- responsible: Definitely..I have to be
-- sad: not as much as I used to be, but I have my moments
-- trusting: totally
-- talkative: I never shut up really
-- original: I can be
-- different: yes..I definitely dont think like others
-- unique: everyone is unique
-- lonely: sometimes I can be when I feel like Im not understood...
-- name: Joshua
-- birthplace: Elkins, WV
-- current location: In my computer chair in the dark...
-- eye color: green...or violet with my contacts
-- hair color: brown/blond
-- righty or lefty: right
-- zodiac sign: Aquarius...breaks into song
-- the shoes you wore today: AE Brown slides
-- your weakness?: Always trying to please others
-- your fears: Uncapable of being loved
-- your perfect pizza: Chicken Ranch Pizza..YUM
-- one thing you'd like to achieve: Inner Peace
-- your most overused phrase on aim: Boo!
-- your thoughts first waking up: Panic, What time is it?
-- the first feature you notice in the opposite sex: Smile and eyes
-- your best physical feature: Smile
-- your bedtime: who goes to bed?
-- cuss?: Way too much when I play Mortal Combat with Joe and Melissa
-- sing well: Have you ever had two cats having sex?
-- take a shower everyday: twice a day
-- have a crush(es): Not at the moment
-- who are they: N/A
-- do you think you've been in love: I know I have
-- want to go to college: Well, Ive spent this long here, so I guess
-- like high school: When I was there I wanted to get out, but I did like it
-- want to get married: Yeah, Already planning on a Hawaiian Wedding
-- type w/ your fingers on the right keys: Yes! thanks to typing class in the 9th grade.
-- believe in yourself: I used to, and I hope to again.
-- get motion sickness: Only when Joe drives
-- think you're attractive: No, I always find my flaws
-- think you're a health freak: I try to be healthy and Im a freak, but does that make me a health freak?
-- get along with your parents: Do pigs fly?
-- like thunderstorms: Yes...very relaxing and romantic.
-- play an instrument: Piano, a little, and I just bought a violin and Im going to start lessons
-- had sex: Yes...and damn it, quit trying to figure out how many times!
-- been on a date: I used to go on dates, but now Im old and boring
-- do you go to the mall?: I like to call it home.
-- eaten an entire box of oreos: Get me when Im depressed and Ill eat more than just that
-- eaten sushi: Last Week
-- been on stage: Yes a few times... Even had a lead role in drag, and started to strip on stage in 9th grade...but thats a story all of its own.
-- been dumped: Fucking bastards!..I mean..yes
-- gone skating: yes..ice skated, rollerbladed, and rollerskated many times
-- made homemade cookies: I make the BEST homemade cookies
-- gone skinny dipping: Yes
-- dyed your hair: Lets just say Ive been called pineapple head before
-- stolen anything: nothing of real value
-- played a game that required removal of clothing?: Yes
-- if so, was it mixed company?: No...what fun is that?
-- been trashed or extremely: No, Ive never passed out in a volleyball court then slept in a bathtub full of water...NEVER..LOL
-- been called a tease: Only by the people Ive flirted with and made them think they might get sex
-- gotten beaten up: I do the beating
-- age you hope to be married: umm..marriage is not legal for me
-- numbers and names of children: none..they are the spawn of satan
-- how do you want to die: In my sleep....just slowly fade away
-- where you want to go to college: Well I guess WVU
-- what do you wanna be when you grow up: A honest lawyer...i know you dont think they exist
-- what country would you most like to visit: I want to Ireland and go back to France
-- best eye color?: blue or green
-- best hair color?: dark brown or black
-- best first date location: Picnic in the park then drive in
-- best first kiss location: Under the starry sky
-- number of people you could trust with your life: 1..me!
-- number of cds that i own?: who knows...hundreds
-- number of MP3s that i own?: uhh..like i have time to count them
-- number of piercings: 1...I used to have 6..I miss them
-- number of tattoos: none
-- number of times your name has appeared in the newspaper: way too many. I'm an overachiever
-- number of scars on your body: Do stretchmarks count?
-- things in your past that you regret: Oh sheesh...I dont even want to go there
-- current taste: toothpaste
-- current hair: shaved...as always
-- current apparel: silk boxers and a tshirt
-- current annoyance: Insomnia
-- current smell: Pralines and creme candle
-- current windows open: AOL
-- current desktop picture: Desert with a moon overhead
-- current favorite actor: I donno
-- current favorite actrice: Joan Cusack, Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock
-- current favorite group: TLC
-- current book: Metes and Bounds
-- current cds in stereo: Sheryl Crow
-- current color of toenails: the normal color
-- current refreshment: ice tea
-- current worry: What dont I worry about. Money, the future, is everyone happy
-- current favorite celeb: blah
-- current hates: untidy house, dry skin, the noise your teeth make when you click them together
today have i ..
-- smiled?: yes, I smile a lot
-- laughed?: yes, when My kitten scared my bf's cat
-- cried?: Nope..not today...I usually dont cry, I hold it all in
-- bought something?: lunch
-- been sarcastic?: Im prolly too sarcastic too much
-- talked to an ex?: No, they arent worthy, plus it wouldnt be worth putting a current relationship in danger to talk to an ex.
-- watched your favorite movie?: No, but I watched About a Boy and I really liked it
a last time for everything.......
-- last book you read: Back Woods
-- last movie you saw: Feardotcom
-- last song you heard: 1000 miles
-- last thing you ate: double chocolate cake from eat n park
do you...
-- sleep with stuffed animals?: just a small care bear
-- live in the moment?: I try to, but the damn future keeps interfering
-- have a dream that keeps coming back?: yes...I have this nightmare about driving and my car being washed off the road by a flood. Its one of my biggest fears
-- believe there is life on other planets?: yes
-- read the newspaper?: online
-- have any gay or lesbian friends?: yes...many of them
-- believe in miracles?: definitely...Im still alive arent I?
-- believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: yes, if you love someone, you can be eternally faithful
-- consider yourself tolerant of others?: well in my mind I like to think I am, but I know thats not always true
-- consider love a mistake?: Love cannot be a mistake, its a precious gift, even if it is lost sometimes
-- have a favorite candy?: Reesee Cups
-- believe in astrology?: NO, Wheres my dark and mysterious stranger
-- believe in magic?: I have magic hands.. does that count?
-- believe in god?: with god all things are possible
-- go to church?: I need to go, but I keep sleeping in!!
-- have any pets: Mistoffeles, my spoiled ass kitten
-- do well in school?: when I go I do
-- wear hats?: yep
-- hate yourself?: only when I see that Im acting like my mother
-- have an obsession?: just one? pleasa I have many
-- have a secret crush?: If it were a secret, why would I tell you
-- do they know yet?: blop
-- collect anything?: Little Prince items
-- wish on stars?: all the time
-- like your handwriting?: Yes, I have nice handwriting
-- have any bad habits?: I obsess a lot
-- care about looks? I must cause I always feel bad about the way I look
-- believe in witches?: Mom, is that you?
-- believe in satan?: Yes, and I hope he stars far away from me
-- how many close friends do you have? 6 or 7..
-- what is or was your favorite cartoon? Well I was Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz...that was fun
-- describe a typical day in your life: no day is typical in my life
-- do you believe that jesus is the son of god? Yes
-- what and/or who makes you cry? I've cried too much in my life, I try not to do that anymore
-- who are your top 5 favorite bands?: yawn
-- have any of those bands influenced you emotionally or in any way? all music affects me emotionally. If you get to know me and pay attention you can tell my mood by the music I listen to
-- if you were a bird, would you fly? Why, cause wherever I fly, there I will be. I cant get away from me
-- do you burn candles or incense? Do I burn candles...haha...My significant other is in the candle business.
-- who or what is the most important person or thing in your life and why? how can you narrow it down to one thing? Thats absurd
-- what is your favorite scent? I love the scent of cologne..especially truth, eternity and safari
-- describe your most memorable moment: Lets see, having a luau, getting very drunk and then lei'ing everyone in the bar as I introduced myself...thats one of them anyway...Im sure my friends could think of many others
-- do you like cats or dogs? Puppies all the way
-- can you speak any foreign languages? a little french, italian, and german. I also speak fluent Nell...Tay in da win mes chickapee
-- if yes, how did you learn and why did you learn them? class and watching Nell
-- has 9/11 affected you? Well I guess it has somewhat. You really cant escape it
-- what would you say to osama bin laden if he were standing in front of you? Nothing...I would just alert the authorites so they can finally catch his ass.
-- three wishes: Personal Happiness, Love, and Feeling needed
-- 1 minute: this damn survey
-- 1 day ago: Training for my business
-- 1 week ago: Playing Play Station 2
-- 1 year ago: Preparing to go to Paris and playing racketball
-- i hurt: my self esteem
-- i love: the smell of spring
-- i hate: narrow mindedness
-- i fear: abandonment
-- i hope: for love and respect
-- i feel: unfullfilled
-- i listen: to those I love
-- i hide: my feelings
-- i drive: The Fluffer aka my Honda Civic
-- i play: Hard!
-- i breathe: uneasily
-- i miss: my innocence
-- i learned: to let go and let people in
-- i know: well, I know lots of stuff, but do I know whats important?
-- i say: if you want to do it in life you will find a way
-- i dream: that I can change the world
-- i want: understanding
-- i fell: and I got back up again
-- i wait: for my life to fall in place
-- i need: to love myself and to trust more
-- i think: I will try harder
are you...
-- understanding: Most of the time
-- open-minded: yes
-- arrogant: I dont think so
-- insecure: definitely
-- interesting: weird may be a better word
-- hungry: for acceptance
-- friendly: I can be
-- smart: yes
-- moody: yes
-- childish: I can be, but sometimes it can be good
-- independent: too independent
-- hard working: not like I used to be
-- organized: haha...I alphabatize everything
-- healthy: if it werent for my damn allergies and asthma
-- emotionally stable: yes, Ive a very strong person
-- shy?: more the opposite
-- difficult: I can be very difficult
-- attractive: No
-- bored easily: yes
-- thirsty: for new experiences
-- responsible: Definitely..I have to be
-- sad: not as much as I used to be, but I have my moments
-- trusting: totally
-- talkative: I never shut up really
-- original: I can be
-- different: yes..I definitely dont think like others
-- unique: everyone is unique
-- lonely: sometimes I can be when I feel like Im not understood...