"Smeg!"
Lahdi-dah, just checkin' out the interweb. Lemme go over here and check my online-game rental service. Oh, the games on the top of my list say "Short wait". Huh, that's not too bad, I can wait. Lemme jump over here and...oh, the new Zelda, Metroid, and Resident Evil games have all been pushed back...well, that's not too terrible. I mean, it's just a few extra weeks, right? And they may even be released ahead of time! It could happen (it can't).
Okay, okay, let's just hop over to Netflix and...Ooo, Red Dwarf 7 is out! Saweet, let's see what it says..."Very Long Wait". Huh...well, that's fine. I'm a fairly patient person. I just have to...MURDER!!! The fury of Crowe shall rain down upon all!! Cretins shall be flayed alive, and reality TV stars shall be coated in fire ants! I hate babies!!!
ALL SHALL COWER BEFORE---huh, what? New LOST tonight? Okay, okay, I'm good, I'm fine now. Must go watch LOST now...for the sake of the world.
Okay, okay, let's just hop over to Netflix and...Ooo, Red Dwarf 7 is out! Saweet, let's see what it says..."Very Long Wait". Huh...well, that's fine. I'm a fairly patient person. I just have to...MURDER!!! The fury of Crowe shall rain down upon all!! Cretins shall be flayed alive, and reality TV stars shall be coated in fire ants! I hate babies!!!
ALL SHALL COWER BEFORE---huh, what? New LOST tonight? Okay, okay, I'm good, I'm fine now. Must go watch LOST now...for the sake of the world.