Nov 12, 2002 00:00
Stolen from the "Ah College" mailing list.
-It's been a few months, but there's always that one guy who still
has that same girlfriend back home waiting for him. You know, the
same one he had since middle school? College was invented for
experimenting. That's like going to a free all-you-can-eat buffet
and saying you don't want any because you have food at home. Except
for the fact that your food at home probably isn't cheating on you.