Randomness!
Mom: I wanna watch The Young and the Restless. I used to watch that when you were a kid. Or maybe before you were born.
Me: Yeah, I remember it.
Mom: Were you born?
Me: Well, if I remember...
Mom: Who knows if you don't have false memories?
Me: Your face has false memories.
Mom: ::laughing:: My face IS a false memory!!!
Oh man, am I going to miss these random moments of incredibly intense randomness...