BRUCE MO FUGGIN CAMPBELL BIATCHES
HOLY CRAP I got home today and a friend of mine from Santa Cruz sent me my bro his kid and gf a care package, DUDE MY PART OF IT WAS AN AUTOGRAPH FROM BRUCE CAMPBELL WTF!!!!!!!! He is my favorite fucking actor. I had known she had seen him at a book signing but she hadnt told me she had gotten an autograph so when I see on the post it she put on my package "dont wash the flyer bruce campbell signed and touched it" I was like holy crap cori gave me her autograph but NO she WAY upped it, when he was in town she had him autograph it FOR ME!!!!! DUDE I am not one for idols but CMON ITS BRUCE FUCKING CAMPBELL!!!! ILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL, DEAD BY DAWN DEAD BY DAWN!!!! Hail to the king baby. FUCK ME IN THE ASS BATMAN THIS IS THE BEST PRESENT EVER!!!!! Im gonna marry that bitch.