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ahh im free. i seriously havent realized how overjoyed i am yet. honestly. i have no idea that i am on vacation yet. oh it will pass. i just had the best chocolate mousse i have ever had in my life. and it's raw. so its really good for me. ah the loving mystery of raw food. when i become a rich and powerful emperor, i shall hire my own raw food chef. i think ill be the emperor of.. hmm.. some unknown country in the caribbean with a few hundred inhabitants. we'll all go around naked and speak, well english. or frenglizzle because that is a great language. with a little bit of gibberish mixed in. yeah. actually you can wear ONE article of clothing. big yellow rain boots. yeah. with the little handles on the sides. then i'll appoint someone else as emperor so i can go live my true life in texas as a cowboy with a lasso. yeah. and handcuffs. i cant wait. but for now i am just overly excited for the holidays. im flying to kentucky tomorrow and im staying there for four nights and .. five days. i think. anyway i just cant wait my little head. well im going to go prank some mean girl from tallies school and my mommy wants me to help her wrap presents. oh joyous day. and may all your christmases be white.