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Okay, so the other day I'm out dog training (big surprise), and the client I'm working with has an eight-year-old boy. He raises his hand while I'm talking, so I smile and him and ask if he has a question.
"Yes! Why does Fiona [their dog] keep licking her vagina?"
...I was like, "...ummmm... parents?" Also, I was doing my very best to keep a serious look on my face and not devolve into giggles. When the parents didn't say anything, just kept looking at me expectantly, I said something about how that's how dogs groom themselves. But, really? Eight! He's eight, and so solemnly asking me about dog vaginas!
To make the story even better, I told this to Quin last night who, after laughing, called out, "J! [her 6-year-old son] Do you know what a vagina is?"
J: "...yeeaah..."
Quin: What is it?
J: *giggles*
Quin: I know you know what a penis is because you have one, but do you know what a vagina is?
J: Yes!
Quin: Can you tell me?
J: *giggles in a really high-pitched, totally embarrassed way*
Quin and I: *nearly die laughing*
Quin: Would you like me to stop asking?
J: YES!
Then he ran into the bathroom and told his sister, also 6, what had just transpired.
Kids are vastly amusing.
J
"Yes! Why does Fiona [their dog] keep licking her vagina?"
...I was like, "...ummmm... parents?" Also, I was doing my very best to keep a serious look on my face and not devolve into giggles. When the parents didn't say anything, just kept looking at me expectantly, I said something about how that's how dogs groom themselves. But, really? Eight! He's eight, and so solemnly asking me about dog vaginas!
To make the story even better, I told this to Quin last night who, after laughing, called out, "J! [her 6-year-old son] Do you know what a vagina is?"
J: "...yeeaah..."
Quin: What is it?
J: *giggles*
Quin: I know you know what a penis is because you have one, but do you know what a vagina is?
J: Yes!
Quin: Can you tell me?
J: *giggles in a really high-pitched, totally embarrassed way*
Quin and I: *nearly die laughing*
Quin: Would you like me to stop asking?
J: YES!
Then he ran into the bathroom and told his sister, also 6, what had just transpired.
Kids are vastly amusing.
J