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Happy birthday to me! *grins*
I have a long post about the Best Birthday Weekend Ever, but my nets are not happy with me, so instead I give you ficlet. Written for darksideofstorm's birthday.
Yes. It was many weeks ago. Shuddup. ;)
Title: Dear ANBU
Author: JBMcDragon
Characters: Kakashi, Gai
Genre: Humor
Rated: G
( Kakashi stood in his doorway... )
I have a long post about the Best Birthday Weekend Ever, but my nets are not happy with me, so instead I give you ficlet. Written for darksideofstorm's birthday.
Yes. It was many weeks ago. Shuddup. ;)
Title: Dear ANBU
Author: JBMcDragon
Characters: Kakashi, Gai
Genre: Humor
Rated: G
( Kakashi stood in his doorway... )
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I COLLAPSED with LAUGHTER.
'Dear ANBU,' it would read. 'Today I was accosted by one of your elite members. My eyes will never recover from the spandex.
'No love,
'Kakashi.'
MUTUAL MASTURBATION
GENIUS KILLED BY NEON PINK MARTINI GLASSES
Oh dear god in heaven that is absolutely priceless.
Also you have b-day fic up in my journal
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*laughs* I think mutual masturbation was my favorite... ;-D
Thank you! :D
J
I saw it! I love it! :D
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Glad to hear you had a good bday weekend!
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More detailed account up now. ;)
J
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Fortunately, I wrote a ficlet with you mostly in mind - well, it was a prompt fic, but I meant to give it to you.
<.<
I'll email it to you?
also. Dear ANBU?
*dies*
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*grins* Glad you liked this! :D
J
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Poor Kashi.
Mwahaha.
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I love this story, this line: "But group drunken masturbating in a mutually enjoyable, but totally heterosexual and masculine way will have to wait-right now, there are presents!" and this world that has you in it, but not nearly so much as I love having you for a friend.
Happy Birthday!
And now a toast: When you die, may you be buried in a coffin made from the wood of a hundred-year-old oak, which I shall plant tomorrow.
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*laughs!* Well, if I ever go to TN, I'll expect business... ;-D
*HUGS* Awww. I love you, too! :D And I also love that line. ;-D
*laughs!* That's an awesome toast. :D
J
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I thank you for the embarassingly loud guffaws you frightened my kids with ~
"But group drunken masturbating in a mutually enjoyable, but totally heterosexual and masculine way will have to wait--right now, there are presents!" ~ Wait... what? *snickers*
"That's... horrific," Kakashi said. He was trying very hard not to remember the bit about mutual masturbation. In fact, he'd already blocked it from his memory; it likely wouldn't show up for years and years, until he snapped on a mission with a friend and killed him with porn. ~ So that's what happened. I bet that made an interesting mission report. (And people think Ibiki doesn't have a sense of humor.) >.>
'Dear ANBU, it's MY job to baffle people. You suck. No love, Kakashi.' ~ *dies*
Glad you had the Best Birthday. XD
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Squad Leader: Morino Ibiki
Appended: Dog Tags, Coroner's Report
Location: Eastern Great Crane Marsh, Section 12
Deceased: Yoshida Ryozo
Rank: Jounin
Mission: Starting a civil war in the Eastern Prefecture
Mission Status at Time of Death: complete, returning home.
Note: squad leader was catching frogs for the squad's supper at the time of the incident.
Report of Death: After having been ambushed and losing some of our supplies (notably Hatake's backpack), we were cutting through the marshes toward Leaf territory. When I left the camp, Hatake was trying to dry out his only clothes, and Yoshida was reading. When I returned with the frogs for supper, Hatake had started a small cooking fire, and Yoshida seemed to be sleeping. Hatake commented on the raging thunderstorm, and dangers of exposing oneself on open ground. The sun was shining, and had been all afternoon. The campsite smelt like ozone, and upon inspection, Yoshida proved to be, in fact, deceased. With his pants around his ankles. Hatake appeared unsurprised and ( ... )
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