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1.)Q. Can you cook? What is your favorite dish to make?
1.)A. Sure I can. I'm no Top Chef, but I can cook a good meal.
2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?
2.)A. Take over the world.
3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?
3.)A. The ability to control time and space.
4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?
4.)A. For Kristin: probably something poisoned.
For Crystal: probably something poisoned.
5.)Q. Weapon of choice for Zombie Invasion?
5.)A. The gun from Portal.
6.)Q. What was the last book you read? Should I read it?
6.)A. Shogun, by James Clavell and I don't think either of you would like it.
7.)Q. Favorite Band?
7.)A. Tori Amos. Bunch of close seconds.
8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? If not, do you want one? If you had to get one what/where would it be?
8.)A. Piercings are for chicks and faggots. Tattoos are for people who feel the unnecessary need for pointless self expression.
9.)Q. Worst Habit?
9.)A. Being in the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong people in the wrong state of mind wearing the wrong clothes with the wrong shoes on.
10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
10.)A. Depends on the street. More than likely for yes each of you. Unless it's a zombie apocalypse. Be that the case, Crystal would get a ride and Kristin would get shot by the portal gun.
11.)Q. How many people have you been in love with?
11.)A. Two, I think.
12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
12.)A. Optimism is for people with money..
13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
13.)A. If I were stuck in an elevator with Kristin we'd probably just gossip a lot, argue about something pointless, then make up and make fun of people. If it were Crystal, hmm, that could go awry pretty quickly. All in all we'd probably do the same thing as with Kristin. If I were stuck in an elevator with you both, I'd kill both of you and then enjoy the silence.
14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
14.)A Lol, so many horrible things, I couldn't even begin.
15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you:
15.)A. I would rather watch 1,000,000,000 puppies die in a giant microwave than ever see or hear Fergie ever again..
16.)Q. Best childhood memory?
16.)A. Best? Probably just some of the great times I had with everyone in Oregonia and being at school.
17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
17.)A. If Kristin randomly showed up at my house I would be confused and ask her where John was. If Crystal showed up at my house, I would ask her to leave immediately without any kind of explanation.
18.)Q. What was your first impression of me?
18.)A. Kristin: What a stuck up, goody two-shoes bitch.
Crystal: She hangs out with Amy Beaver, but smells much nicer.
19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
19.)A. I don't think of them as either. I think of them as pathetic, because that's ACTUALLY their job.
20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be???
20.)A. Probably cut off my head and tell God to try again. I would also like a butt.
21.)Q. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
21.)A. I believe I would commit crimes with both of you. Hmm, maybe not, though...you're both rather moronic when it comes to things of that nature. I'd probably manipulate the situation so that you would both take the fall and I woulds get all the spoils with nothing leading to myself.
22.)Q. What color eyes do you have?
22.)A. Beautiful Blue.
23.)Q. Are you happy with your life? Why or why not?
23.)A. Yes and No. I'm happy in a very rare respect and unhappy in about every other aspect.
24.)Q. What is one thing you like about me?
24.)A. For Kristin: I like the fact that you're stuck with me. Forever.
For Crystal: I like the fact that you might have actually come out of that fucking shell I had been trying to defeat for so long.
25.)Q. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
25.)A. Bills.
26.)Q. Biggest regret?
26.)A. Hmm, not picking a major and sticking to it.
27.)Q. What's your favorite place to hang at?
27.)A. In my room with a special someone or at Golden Corral with anyone.
28.)Q. Do you believe in ghosts?
28.)A. No, only stupid people believe in stupid things.
29.)Q. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29.)A. DOTA, Fighting games, Magic: The Gathering, Sex, T.V., chatting, Surfing the World Wide Web.
30.)Q. Do you swear a lot?
30.)A. Yes.
31.)Q. Biggest pet peeve?
31.)A. Morons.
32.)Q. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32.)A. Aries.
33.)Q. Do you believe/appreciate romance?
33.)A. Being the most romantic person I or anyone else has ever met, I would have to say yes.
34.)Q. If you could spend 12 hours with me and ask/do anything you like, what would it be?
34.)A. Hmm, 12 hours strait with either of you makes me cringe at this point. Can't I spend like 3 or 4 hours with you 3 or 4 times? Not like I ever see either of you anyway. Now, if I could spend 6 hours with both of you, that's a good time!
35)Q. Do you believe in God?
35)A. The more I think about it the more it makes me angry. I'm a very arrogant person and that means that I know I'm smarter than everyone else. I don't think that bad things should happen to smart people. Good, people? Fuck 'em Stupid people? Shouldn't stand a chance. Smart people, though, should have nothing bad ever happen to them. I have been seemingly cursed. Be there a God he's neither one that listens or cares. Or perhaps he listens and thinks it more fun to sit back and laugh. I don't like the idea that I'm being toyed with by someone or some force beyond me. It makes me so angry I could spit. I just find it so hard to believe in something that brings me so much hardship for no reason. give me a God that rewards good deeds and punishes the wicked and the foolish. That's a God whose name would deserve my worship.
1.)A. Sure I can. I'm no Top Chef, but I can cook a good meal.
2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?
2.)A. Take over the world.
3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?
3.)A. The ability to control time and space.
4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?
4.)A. For Kristin: probably something poisoned.
For Crystal: probably something poisoned.
5.)Q. Weapon of choice for Zombie Invasion?
5.)A. The gun from Portal.
6.)Q. What was the last book you read? Should I read it?
6.)A. Shogun, by James Clavell and I don't think either of you would like it.
7.)Q. Favorite Band?
7.)A. Tori Amos. Bunch of close seconds.
8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? If not, do you want one? If you had to get one what/where would it be?
8.)A. Piercings are for chicks and faggots. Tattoos are for people who feel the unnecessary need for pointless self expression.
9.)Q. Worst Habit?
9.)A. Being in the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong people in the wrong state of mind wearing the wrong clothes with the wrong shoes on.
10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
10.)A. Depends on the street. More than likely for yes each of you. Unless it's a zombie apocalypse. Be that the case, Crystal would get a ride and Kristin would get shot by the portal gun.
11.)Q. How many people have you been in love with?
11.)A. Two, I think.
12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
12.)A. Optimism is for people with money..
13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
13.)A. If I were stuck in an elevator with Kristin we'd probably just gossip a lot, argue about something pointless, then make up and make fun of people. If it were Crystal, hmm, that could go awry pretty quickly. All in all we'd probably do the same thing as with Kristin. If I were stuck in an elevator with you both, I'd kill both of you and then enjoy the silence.
14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
14.)A Lol, so many horrible things, I couldn't even begin.
15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you:
15.)A. I would rather watch 1,000,000,000 puppies die in a giant microwave than ever see or hear Fergie ever again..
16.)Q. Best childhood memory?
16.)A. Best? Probably just some of the great times I had with everyone in Oregonia and being at school.
17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
17.)A. If Kristin randomly showed up at my house I would be confused and ask her where John was. If Crystal showed up at my house, I would ask her to leave immediately without any kind of explanation.
18.)Q. What was your first impression of me?
18.)A. Kristin: What a stuck up, goody two-shoes bitch.
Crystal: She hangs out with Amy Beaver, but smells much nicer.
19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
19.)A. I don't think of them as either. I think of them as pathetic, because that's ACTUALLY their job.
20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be???
20.)A. Probably cut off my head and tell God to try again. I would also like a butt.
21.)Q. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
21.)A. I believe I would commit crimes with both of you. Hmm, maybe not, though...you're both rather moronic when it comes to things of that nature. I'd probably manipulate the situation so that you would both take the fall and I woulds get all the spoils with nothing leading to myself.
22.)Q. What color eyes do you have?
22.)A. Beautiful Blue.
23.)Q. Are you happy with your life? Why or why not?
23.)A. Yes and No. I'm happy in a very rare respect and unhappy in about every other aspect.
24.)Q. What is one thing you like about me?
24.)A. For Kristin: I like the fact that you're stuck with me. Forever.
For Crystal: I like the fact that you might have actually come out of that fucking shell I had been trying to defeat for so long.
25.)Q. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
25.)A. Bills.
26.)Q. Biggest regret?
26.)A. Hmm, not picking a major and sticking to it.
27.)Q. What's your favorite place to hang at?
27.)A. In my room with a special someone or at Golden Corral with anyone.
28.)Q. Do you believe in ghosts?
28.)A. No, only stupid people believe in stupid things.
29.)Q. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29.)A. DOTA, Fighting games, Magic: The Gathering, Sex, T.V., chatting, Surfing the World Wide Web.
30.)Q. Do you swear a lot?
30.)A. Yes.
31.)Q. Biggest pet peeve?
31.)A. Morons.
32.)Q. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32.)A. Aries.
33.)Q. Do you believe/appreciate romance?
33.)A. Being the most romantic person I or anyone else has ever met, I would have to say yes.
34.)Q. If you could spend 12 hours with me and ask/do anything you like, what would it be?
34.)A. Hmm, 12 hours strait with either of you makes me cringe at this point. Can't I spend like 3 or 4 hours with you 3 or 4 times? Not like I ever see either of you anyway. Now, if I could spend 6 hours with both of you, that's a good time!
35)Q. Do you believe in God?
35)A. The more I think about it the more it makes me angry. I'm a very arrogant person and that means that I know I'm smarter than everyone else. I don't think that bad things should happen to smart people. Good, people? Fuck 'em Stupid people? Shouldn't stand a chance. Smart people, though, should have nothing bad ever happen to them. I have been seemingly cursed. Be there a God he's neither one that listens or cares. Or perhaps he listens and thinks it more fun to sit back and laugh. I don't like the idea that I'm being toyed with by someone or some force beyond me. It makes me so angry I could spit. I just find it so hard to believe in something that brings me so much hardship for no reason. give me a God that rewards good deeds and punishes the wicked and the foolish. That's a God whose name would deserve my worship.