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(I saw this over break. It's written by SNL's Tina Fay and has a few cast members of SNL in it, including Tim Meadows as Mr. Duvall.)
Memorable Quotes from Mean Girls:
Regina: So you've actually never been to a real school before? Shut up! Shut up!
Cady: I didn't say anything.
Mr. Duvall: Now, what the young ladies in this grade need is an attitude makeover. And you're gonna get it right now. I don't care how long it takes. I will keep you here all night.
Joan the Secretary: We can't keep them past four.
Mr. Duvall: I will keep you here until four.
Kevin Gnapoor: Look, I don't mean to hurt your feelings, but I only date women of color.
[Mr. Duvall is introducing Cady to the class]
Mr. Duvall: Her name is Cady. Cady Heron. Where are you, Cady?
Cady: That's me. It's pronounced like Katie.
Mr. Duvall: My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.
Mr. Duvall: Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!
Mr. Duvall: So, uh... how was your summer?
Ms. Norbury: I got divorced.
Mr. Duvall: Oh. My carpal tunnel came back.
Ms. Norbury: I win.
Kevin Gnapoor: So, are you Puerto Rican?
Janis: Lebanese.
Kevin Gnapoor: I feel that.
Mr. Duvall: Hell, no. I did not leave the South Side for this.
Kevin Gnapoor: [rapping] Yo Yo Yo! All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me! On my grades, on my lines you can't touch Kevin G! I'm a mathlete, so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard I'm like James Bond the third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred - I'm Kevin Gnapoor! The G's silent when I sneak through your door. And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me. Cause the next time you see her she'll be like, "OOH! KEVIN G!"
[cut off]
Mr. Duvall: Thank you Kevin, that's enough!
Kevin Gnapoor: Happy holidays everybody!
Mr. Duvall: K.G. and the power of 3!
Memorable Quotes from Mean Girls:
Regina: So you've actually never been to a real school before? Shut up! Shut up!
Cady: I didn't say anything.
Mr. Duvall: Now, what the young ladies in this grade need is an attitude makeover. And you're gonna get it right now. I don't care how long it takes. I will keep you here all night.
Joan the Secretary: We can't keep them past four.
Mr. Duvall: I will keep you here until four.
Kevin Gnapoor: Look, I don't mean to hurt your feelings, but I only date women of color.
[Mr. Duvall is introducing Cady to the class]
Mr. Duvall: Her name is Cady. Cady Heron. Where are you, Cady?
Cady: That's me. It's pronounced like Katie.
Mr. Duvall: My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.
Mr. Duvall: Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!
Mr. Duvall: So, uh... how was your summer?
Ms. Norbury: I got divorced.
Mr. Duvall: Oh. My carpal tunnel came back.
Ms. Norbury: I win.
Kevin Gnapoor: So, are you Puerto Rican?
Janis: Lebanese.
Kevin Gnapoor: I feel that.
Mr. Duvall: Hell, no. I did not leave the South Side for this.
Kevin Gnapoor: [rapping] Yo Yo Yo! All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me! On my grades, on my lines you can't touch Kevin G! I'm a mathlete, so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard I'm like James Bond the third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred - I'm Kevin Gnapoor! The G's silent when I sneak through your door. And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me. Cause the next time you see her she'll be like, "OOH! KEVIN G!"
[cut off]
Mr. Duvall: Thank you Kevin, that's enough!
Kevin Gnapoor: Happy holidays everybody!
Mr. Duvall: K.G. and the power of 3!