Weird ass dream part two
So after my sister called me at 6:30 this morning to gloat that her school was closed because of the snow and my bastard university was NOT, I angrily went back to sleep.
My dreams are seriously bizarre. It started off as Sister Act III - do not ask me why, I don't know. Whoopi Goldberg was dressed up like she was in her eighties and passing out peaches in a place that looked like a mix between Romeo and Frankenmuth. Then it hopped over to some spoof-movie about end-of-the-world scenarios and zombies walking the earth. There were three female soldiers/detainers/fighters and their male captain, a male zombie one of the women was screwing, two male under-captains who were in their eighties and the captain's young clumsy daughter. Didn't stay there very long because the next thing I know, I'm in the arctic with the First doctor, Barbara, the guy that was with them, and Susan. There were nazis and penguins and a mock palm tree (with a coconut top) that had bunches of bananas that had been roasted and preserved and could feed the crew and the penguins. And then a young British-Nazi (but not really) found them and helped the crew to escape...only to turn out to be a crew member of the starship Enterprise.....yeah.
Then I'm in the desert in a car with Buffy, Giles, Xander, and Willow and something happens to them. They get hurled into different dimensions. I'm not sure what happens with the others, I kinda follow Xander. He tracks down Joyce (who's alive) to find Buffy and Dawn, but instead of two daughters, she's got two sons. Brad and Larry. And Larry is a transvestite who calls himself "Buffy'. So then he tracks down Cordelia only to find her living the perfect domestic life - except she's dead. He finally tracks down Buffy who's name is Joellen in this dimension and he goes driving with her, but she crashes the car and dies. Then he's followed around by Buffy and Cordy's ghosts, who are bickering all along the way.
Then finally, I'm on set as an extra in Doctor Who series one, and Chris Eccelston shakes my hand and tells me I really ought to brush my teeth. And then I woke up....
My dreams are seriously bizarre. It started off as Sister Act III - do not ask me why, I don't know. Whoopi Goldberg was dressed up like she was in her eighties and passing out peaches in a place that looked like a mix between Romeo and Frankenmuth. Then it hopped over to some spoof-movie about end-of-the-world scenarios and zombies walking the earth. There were three female soldiers/detainers/fighters and their male captain, a male zombie one of the women was screwing, two male under-captains who were in their eighties and the captain's young clumsy daughter. Didn't stay there very long because the next thing I know, I'm in the arctic with the First doctor, Barbara, the guy that was with them, and Susan. There were nazis and penguins and a mock palm tree (with a coconut top) that had bunches of bananas that had been roasted and preserved and could feed the crew and the penguins. And then a young British-Nazi (but not really) found them and helped the crew to escape...only to turn out to be a crew member of the starship Enterprise.....yeah.
Then I'm in the desert in a car with Buffy, Giles, Xander, and Willow and something happens to them. They get hurled into different dimensions. I'm not sure what happens with the others, I kinda follow Xander. He tracks down Joyce (who's alive) to find Buffy and Dawn, but instead of two daughters, she's got two sons. Brad and Larry. And Larry is a transvestite who calls himself "Buffy'. So then he tracks down Cordelia only to find her living the perfect domestic life - except she's dead. He finally tracks down Buffy who's name is Joellen in this dimension and he goes driving with her, but she crashes the car and dies. Then he's followed around by Buffy and Cordy's ghosts, who are bickering all along the way.
Then finally, I'm on set as an extra in Doctor Who series one, and Chris Eccelston shakes my hand and tells me I really ought to brush my teeth. And then I woke up....