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Oct 15, 2004 20:50

omfg did yall hear what happened at my school?! some guy( freshie) made another guy suck his dick and then gave the kid a hand job and held him with a knife for an hour in the language arts bathroom haha! lmfao thats so funny that he couldnt get it from a girl so had to go to a guy and hold a knife to him and hes like 14 but gettin trialed as an adult for child molestation and sexual assult and yeah its so fuckin funny! matt was like watch him get outta jail and try and do it to some lil kid and him be like... lets play a game called simon says... simon says to open your mouth and suck my dick.... * finishes* dont tell anyone okay? lil kid- SIMON DIDNT SAY!! * runs and tells* haha matt!!dont ask! lol omg i was really hurt ........... i was told by some one im way too happy and they were like damn are you ever depressed? your always smilin and laughin i was like yeah? and they were like sure... PREP i was like wtf?! i didnt talk the whole rest of the bus ride then that afternoon i barely talked lol which barely talkin for me means like normal talkin for someone else tho lol so yeah its all good omg i told shedi he needed to burn his hoodie he was wearin today lol tall ass black boy in a bob marlin hoodie..... fucked up i tell you! lol simon has a shirt like his hoodie and its so ugly! omg i wrote joe a note sayin joe are you and abby datin i really needa know..... and he was like we are just friends and i was like well she thinks yall are datin so you need to tell her and he wrote back and threw the note too high and it hit the ceilin and abby is in my class right and the teacher took up the note and knew it was mine and all and then itsaid joe on it so go figure! lol and then yeah nad he was so close on readin it aloud and i was like freaken that he would and abby would get really pissed! but she was okay when she found out i guess.....omfg lil scrappy is SO FUCKIN HOT! omg theres this kid that is like so adorable! hes short tho and he has black hair..... nice and gelled lol and hes the best dresser and hes a freshie and he has his eyebrow pierce and shit hes mexi i guess but yeah hes so cute! abby and i go to her locker everyday after lunch to see him!! haha omg we are like always just walkin i nthe door when the tardy bell rings and we were like really late nad i told ab if hte teacher ( whos a guy) said anything id tell him i needed a tampon b/c hed freak and wouldnt give us detention ( lol works for my sis and her friends when they get pulled over for speedin w/ guy cops lol) and so yeah and i was syain that nad sandy was like you were with a funny tampon?! WTF?! it was sOoOoOoOo funny lol aww christy got back her homecoming pictures of her nad ryan well they broke up this week lol and she got hte pictures and gave them to me and iwas like... atleast yall match??? lol but they did~ it was so freaken awesome! omg i was leavin my hood and joel was outside with some kid and he was in a freaken tank top i was like screamin WTF? get a jacket dumbass! it was great omg i was walkin maddy b4 it got dark and really cold and i left for hte game and i went my normal way and tyler and two other guys were out and some kid was like how old are you? i was like your in whta? middle school? call me when you hit puberity and he was like i have! and his voice squecked it was so funny! and then i went back by them and i was like tyler are your dogs out ( his dogs are big labs and they usually try and play with my dog which isnt good! lol) and he was like naw and so i went down there adn they werent and i kept walkin and the hmongs were out!i was like ahhhhhhh ignore them and they started screamin crap i flipped em off and was like im lesbo!!! ( haha j/k but it actually made them stop..... till i busted out laughin and tom was like nuh uh!!!) and then they kept screamin crap and i kept walkin and hten i got to the corner and tyler and those guys were plyin football i was like tyler you fucker the yangs were out! they are wrose than your dogs! and he busted out laughin then my dog played football with them lol that was funny three guys and a rotweiler playin football.... madison won heck yeah! lol and from there you can see the yangs b/c its like two houses down ad they kept callin and iwas like SMOKIN'S BAD! and tyler was like specially weed.... jenn go show em your symptoms i was like lil fucker my dog will eat you bitch! but im like freezin here listenin to lil scrappy... omfg hes fuck worthy! omg theres this one guy thta i see everyday at lunch and he stares b/c i go to the lunch line with gwyne and ill go see ash and shedi and all them after b/c i dont eat then i eat in class and on the bus but eyah and i stnad with gwyne and he stands there and was like your in my human geography class adn iwas like no im not and he wa slike yes you are! i sit next to you i wouldnt forget you i was like wtf i dont have world geography and now he stares! its creepy! lmao gwyne and i got into trouble at lunch it was funny but haha abby slapped me b/c i told cpach neighbors she looked funny like a farmer.... lol me and her go at it all the time lol she calls me a ditsy idiot and all that so yeah but shes awesome lol i call her the fat lady and everyones like JENNIFER SHES PREGNANT! im like..... sOoO? shes still huge!haha i had kick boxin today and gwyne was doin it with me and it was so funny both of us are so uncordinated and clumsy it was so funny watchin us kick and punch! kayla told me i looked dumb i wa slike lvoe you too hun! okay well i gtg im freezin!
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