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Oh thank you father, I love you so!
I came home tonight and my dad said he had bought me some boxers. Wonderful, I love underwear. It's useful, an anti-nude device. So I check and find them but then see a box. Couldn't make out what it was, thought it was an inflatable bed or a seat cover for the car. Curious, I pull it out some more and see it's a new PS2.
You sweet beautiful machine, how I've longed to discover every cave of your gorgeous sleek black body again. It's been eight months since I've had a console, since that horrible day it fell and broke. Yet now, it's been revived. Jesus came down and said "Yo, we're going to play San Andreas motha'fucka so pick up your strap or I'm gonna' kick yo ass n00b". Mind you, Samuel L. Jackson does the voice acting.
So, I'm happy.
I came home tonight and my dad said he had bought me some boxers. Wonderful, I love underwear. It's useful, an anti-nude device. So I check and find them but then see a box. Couldn't make out what it was, thought it was an inflatable bed or a seat cover for the car. Curious, I pull it out some more and see it's a new PS2.
You sweet beautiful machine, how I've longed to discover every cave of your gorgeous sleek black body again. It's been eight months since I've had a console, since that horrible day it fell and broke. Yet now, it's been revived. Jesus came down and said "Yo, we're going to play San Andreas motha'fucka so pick up your strap or I'm gonna' kick yo ass n00b". Mind you, Samuel L. Jackson does the voice acting.
So, I'm happy.