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> Life Cycle
>
> I think the life cycle is all backwards
>
> You should start out dead and get it out of the way.
>
> Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better
> every day.
>
> You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect
> your pension, then
> when you start work, you get a gold watch on your
> first day.
>
> You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy
> your retirement.
>
> You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally
> promiscuous and you get
> ready for High School.
>
> You go to primary school, you become a kid , you
> play, you have no
> responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
>
> You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in
> luxury, in spa-like
> conditions; central heating, room service on tap,
> larger quarters every
> day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.
>
> I rest my case.
>
> I think the life cycle is all backwards
>
> You should start out dead and get it out of the way.
>
> Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better
> every day.
>
> You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect
> your pension, then
> when you start work, you get a gold watch on your
> first day.
>
> You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy
> your retirement.
>
> You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally
> promiscuous and you get
> ready for High School.
>
> You go to primary school, you become a kid , you
> play, you have no
> responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
>
> You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in
> luxury, in spa-like
> conditions; central heating, room service on tap,
> larger quarters every
> day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.
>
> I rest my case.