Canadians... LOVE us
well i realize that it is only right for me to write MY version of Canadia because everyone else has. altho some in shorter version (*cough*katie*cough*) anywho since all the good insides jokes have been takin i suppose ill just make some up haah jk. i think me amuels and scratch n sniff were a great trio to ride over the border. wouldnt u? yes indeed. soooooo anyways the night we got there we just chilled bc we were tired so theres not much to say bout that. thursday we went downtown where it was happenin and crazy busy like NY (sidenote: i was later informed by an outside source that they sometimes film in toronto for movies that are "stationed" in NY. cool!)we walked around and katie pointed out all the asian ppl that pissed her off with their dyed hair and unfashionable mullets. word. amy wanted to see the CN tower and... we saw it alright! it wouldve been cool to eat in a place like that but we just PO boston folk. we thought maybe I could work my magic with the guy at the front but then later on decided he didnt seem like the type to be interested in women. if u catch my drift. after that we went back to the hotel to freeeshen up for dinnah. we ate at a place called joe maggiannos? where we took fun pics, ate sum magnificent bread, and i had a margarita with tooooo muuuch salt. after that we made friends w/ canadians in the hotel who i think were intimidated by our very strong personalities. amy remembered their names impressive! i however did not.
boy: "dont put your money in there it aint mine the other day"
amy: "what were u trying to buy condoms?"
yes and it was all down from there ladies and gentlemen. and then later on when we were gong back to our room i think they were trying to be cool but failed miserably.
boy2: "oh now u dont need to tell us what room youre in, youre right there"
me: "yes why dont you come stalk us sometime"
boy2: "maybe we will"
hahaha silly canadians. anyways they were cool and now i remember when we were exchangin glances at tattooes and one boy proceeded to talk his pants off haha yeah it was a great first impression. then we realized we were all a lil buzzed and almost missed out on our night in the town. so we called ourselves a cab and the boys walked us down bc they were bein nice. anyways once we got there we found the club we were headin too and realized the line was like a million miles long. so im like guys no.. we are gonna try this lil line right here i betcha its VIP. soooo sure enuff we make our way up to the line and the bouncer let us in, bc we are cute and from boston yaaa. anyways that was interesting... katie and amy got a lil more drunk. katie kissed a brazilian?? amy a mexican of course :-P and i of course am not a kissing slut but i did have someone ask me to marry him and have his kids.. .yeah i have that affect on ppl.
after that we wondered around a lil more where we met sumone named Omar in which amy got extreeeemely excited. we had a few more drinks and went to this bar that had a cover and ill admit i didnt have mnuch luck gettin us in for free. but i met this nice black guy named Marcus who didnt believe i was of age lol and we continuted to talk and he said to come back tomoor and hed hook us up. he was such a nice guy and even found us a cab who gave us a good price. bc honestly whos gonna mess with a big black bouncer??? yaaaaay i loved it! then we got back and stumbled our way to bed.
the next day we made it to the casino and gambled our life away. i of course was stingy but katie and amy accidently sat athe black jack table that was $25 minimum. amy was done it 10 sec and katie maybe 30... i toooooooold you to cash out lol anyways it was still a good time tho and considerin we were prob the youngest lookin people there we got a lot of SHOW US YOUR STAMP!! yeah thats our new thing. in which katie says..
"next time im gonna tell them to just stamp my fucking forehead"
hehe silly us. on our way back we played the alphabet game and NO amy did not win. ppl in canada dont kno how to spell (and like to spill) so she lucked out. HA. weeee then went to Arizona for some din dins and it was a hip happenin place but jasmine was sad they were playin techno. and the other two were feelin the same. so after we finished our drinks we decide to hop to another club. we drove by one i said looked good bc it had a patio but me and katie already decided we need to find a place in this country with midori and chambord! no such luck... but they did have melon liquer.. the same? i think not. it was a good time tho and onlly a few min before we got there a sketchy old man from across the bar started buying us drinks. we didnt kno what to do because IIII felt bad but everyone else was like ehhhh whatever. even the bartender. so hey free alcohol weee. so i decided i needed to drag them to the dance floor where katies new white friend showed us just how white he really is hahah and the DJ shout us out bc i asked him to play somethin for me.. he siad we will see but of course i made it happen. this is where ..."i be where i be" took place and other kinds of madness. anyways we prob saved ourselves a good 70 bucks bc of that guy soo uhhh yeah good looks man ;-) hahaha oooooh man. that was a good night. and we went stumbling back to our hotel room but not before we got some goodies at coffee time!!!! the ice cream was soo good. soo good it ended up all over my phone.. and amy hehee then we latyed in bed and deicded to tell scaary stories that ended up involving the captain and doctor and ending with someone taking it up the butt. we laughed... i cried.... we passed out. going home was not somethin to look forward too but of course we kept the ride as interesting as possible and that was that. u missed out. was a good time. oh canadia i gotta end it like this bc its only proper
OBBITTYBAHBWAAAGGHHHHHH!!!
boy: "dont put your money in there it aint mine the other day"
amy: "what were u trying to buy condoms?"
yes and it was all down from there ladies and gentlemen. and then later on when we were gong back to our room i think they were trying to be cool but failed miserably.
boy2: "oh now u dont need to tell us what room youre in, youre right there"
me: "yes why dont you come stalk us sometime"
boy2: "maybe we will"
hahaha silly canadians. anyways they were cool and now i remember when we were exchangin glances at tattooes and one boy proceeded to talk his pants off haha yeah it was a great first impression. then we realized we were all a lil buzzed and almost missed out on our night in the town. so we called ourselves a cab and the boys walked us down bc they were bein nice. anyways once we got there we found the club we were headin too and realized the line was like a million miles long. so im like guys no.. we are gonna try this lil line right here i betcha its VIP. soooo sure enuff we make our way up to the line and the bouncer let us in, bc we are cute and from boston yaaa. anyways that was interesting... katie and amy got a lil more drunk. katie kissed a brazilian?? amy a mexican of course :-P and i of course am not a kissing slut but i did have someone ask me to marry him and have his kids.. .yeah i have that affect on ppl.
after that we wondered around a lil more where we met sumone named Omar in which amy got extreeeemely excited. we had a few more drinks and went to this bar that had a cover and ill admit i didnt have mnuch luck gettin us in for free. but i met this nice black guy named Marcus who didnt believe i was of age lol and we continuted to talk and he said to come back tomoor and hed hook us up. he was such a nice guy and even found us a cab who gave us a good price. bc honestly whos gonna mess with a big black bouncer??? yaaaaay i loved it! then we got back and stumbled our way to bed.
the next day we made it to the casino and gambled our life away. i of course was stingy but katie and amy accidently sat athe black jack table that was $25 minimum. amy was done it 10 sec and katie maybe 30... i toooooooold you to cash out lol anyways it was still a good time tho and considerin we were prob the youngest lookin people there we got a lot of SHOW US YOUR STAMP!! yeah thats our new thing. in which katie says..
"next time im gonna tell them to just stamp my fucking forehead"
hehe silly us. on our way back we played the alphabet game and NO amy did not win. ppl in canada dont kno how to spell (and like to spill) so she lucked out. HA. weeee then went to Arizona for some din dins and it was a hip happenin place but jasmine was sad they were playin techno. and the other two were feelin the same. so after we finished our drinks we decide to hop to another club. we drove by one i said looked good bc it had a patio but me and katie already decided we need to find a place in this country with midori and chambord! no such luck... but they did have melon liquer.. the same? i think not. it was a good time tho and onlly a few min before we got there a sketchy old man from across the bar started buying us drinks. we didnt kno what to do because IIII felt bad but everyone else was like ehhhh whatever. even the bartender. so hey free alcohol weee. so i decided i needed to drag them to the dance floor where katies new white friend showed us just how white he really is hahah and the DJ shout us out bc i asked him to play somethin for me.. he siad we will see but of course i made it happen. this is where ..."i be where i be" took place and other kinds of madness. anyways we prob saved ourselves a good 70 bucks bc of that guy soo uhhh yeah good looks man ;-) hahaha oooooh man. that was a good night. and we went stumbling back to our hotel room but not before we got some goodies at coffee time!!!! the ice cream was soo good. soo good it ended up all over my phone.. and amy hehee then we latyed in bed and deicded to tell scaary stories that ended up involving the captain and doctor and ending with someone taking it up the butt. we laughed... i cried.... we passed out. going home was not somethin to look forward too but of course we kept the ride as interesting as possible and that was that. u missed out. was a good time. oh canadia i gotta end it like this bc its only proper
OBBITTYBAHBWAAAGGHHHHHH!!!