i can be your operator
we are borg. resistance is futile, bitches.
there's been a plethora of people walking down the street with their hands in their pants a la Al Bundy.
i'm strangely aroused by this. i am filled with shame.
oh yeah, by the way..
fuck off. i'm bored with you.
i can't decide whether you're being totally loveable or completely unbearable.
call me when you've figured it out.