Assholes
I am one of them.
And a douche too, And maybe a prick. And maybe an arrogant, smart-ass, knows-it-all, jerk that doesn't deserve to have real friends and who lives a shitty life because he still lives in his parents' house in a shitty suburb with no full-time job and that never dreamed of being anything better than he is so he took it easy in college--maybe too easy--and now he's fucked for the rest of his life because he knows he should be working someplace awesome, writing newspaper stories or speeches for politicians, but he's stuck in this shithole of a suburb and now he can't escape because once you go back, you're never getting out.
That, my friends, is a run-on sentence. I'm sure there are other grammatical errors, but I'm too tired to re-read what I just wrote.
And a douche too, And maybe a prick. And maybe an arrogant, smart-ass, knows-it-all, jerk that doesn't deserve to have real friends and who lives a shitty life because he still lives in his parents' house in a shitty suburb with no full-time job and that never dreamed of being anything better than he is so he took it easy in college--maybe too easy--and now he's fucked for the rest of his life because he knows he should be working someplace awesome, writing newspaper stories or speeches for politicians, but he's stuck in this shithole of a suburb and now he can't escape because once you go back, you're never getting out.
That, my friends, is a run-on sentence. I'm sure there are other grammatical errors, but I'm too tired to re-read what I just wrote.