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Man, this whole hiring a criminal rumor is kinda getting out of hand. Reporters? Well, I'm not complainin' too much... one of the reporters was real pretty.. so, silver lining right there! Through the, lets face it, crap with the rumors (though I got my suspicions about some people..particularly a shrimp who I frickin swear was part of the yakuza or some kind of slave driving ring) I was able to find my first love!! Too bad I was out of business cards to hand 'er one. Maybe when rumors of a meth lab in the research wing spread, I can see her sweet face again!
Oh yeah, I'm supposed to be drafting up a letter aren't I?
Oh yeah, I'm supposed to be drafting up a letter aren't I?