~ Monday Night Humour ~
Some monday night humour to get you in the mood to go back to work after the public holiday...
ONE DAY A PICKLE, CUCUMBER, AND A PENIS WERE HAVING A CONVERSATION.
THE PICKLE SAYS: "YOU KNOW, MY LIFE REALLY SUCKS. WHENEVER I GET BIG, FAT AND JUICY, THEY SPRINKLE SEASONINGS OVER ME AND THEY STICK ME IN A JAR."
THE CUCUMBER SAYS: "YEAH, YOU THINK THAT'S BAD? WHENEVER I GET BIG, FAT AND JUICY, THEY SLICE ME UP AND THEY PUT ME OVER SALAD."
THE PENIS SAYS: "YOU THINK YOUR LIVES ARE TOUGH? WHENEVER I GET BIG, FAT AND JUICY, THEY THROW A PLASTIC BAG OVER MY HEAD SHOVE ME IN A WET, DARK AND SMELLY ROOM, AND RAM MY HEAD INTO A WALL UNTIL I THROW UP AND LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS!!"
Hope you liked it... he he he...
Bugger... I just realised that it was April Fools Day today and I missed it...
POO!
I turned back my clocks to daylight savings here in South Australia... so I get an extra hours sleep.. woo hoo...
Check out JazZ's Lounge, my new livejournal community...
ALSO:
The Band Quiz By Rahel
(I play the saxophone too!)
One for Starkiller
I had a tie between:
"Bondage is my thing. Bow to me, bitch."
What's Your Fetish? Take the test at Nollykin's World
And
"Fiction turns me on. I'm a Hentai freak!"
What's Your Fetish? Take the test at Nollykin's World
Another Quiz:
How much of a freak are you?
I'm in a better mood now and took the Freak test above again...
My results were as follows:
How much of a freak are you?
ONE DAY A PICKLE, CUCUMBER, AND A PENIS WERE HAVING A CONVERSATION.
THE PICKLE SAYS: "YOU KNOW, MY LIFE REALLY SUCKS. WHENEVER I GET BIG, FAT AND JUICY, THEY SPRINKLE SEASONINGS OVER ME AND THEY STICK ME IN A JAR."
THE CUCUMBER SAYS: "YEAH, YOU THINK THAT'S BAD? WHENEVER I GET BIG, FAT AND JUICY, THEY SLICE ME UP AND THEY PUT ME OVER SALAD."
THE PENIS SAYS: "YOU THINK YOUR LIVES ARE TOUGH? WHENEVER I GET BIG, FAT AND JUICY, THEY THROW A PLASTIC BAG OVER MY HEAD SHOVE ME IN A WET, DARK AND SMELLY ROOM, AND RAM MY HEAD INTO A WALL UNTIL I THROW UP AND LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS!!"
Hope you liked it... he he he...
Bugger... I just realised that it was April Fools Day today and I missed it...
POO!
I turned back my clocks to daylight savings here in South Australia... so I get an extra hours sleep.. woo hoo...
Check out JazZ's Lounge, my new livejournal community...
ALSO:
The Band Quiz By Rahel
(I play the saxophone too!)
One for Starkiller
I had a tie between:
"Bondage is my thing. Bow to me, bitch."
What's Your Fetish? Take the test at Nollykin's World
And
"Fiction turns me on. I'm a Hentai freak!"
What's Your Fetish? Take the test at Nollykin's World
Another Quiz:
How much of a freak are you?
I'm in a better mood now and took the Freak test above again...
My results were as follows:
How much of a freak are you?