30 Days of Tom Hardy: Day 2
DAY TWO. Favorite movie! I wish I could say anything other than Inception so I'd look a little cooler, but I'd be lying. (Also I haven't seen all of his other movies BY FAR. RocknRolla is awesome too though. COULD BE BECAUSE HANDSOME BOB IS JUST HOW I LIKE MY THARD THOUGH, SEE PREVIOUS POST.) Inception is just really cool, yo. It's my main (only) fic-reading fandom right now, and even though I'm past the height of my obsession, I'm still so in love with it all.
Not sure what else to say! I'm sure that everyone who had any interest in seeing it has by now, and the rest don't want to, so I'll just leave you an Inception gifspam (credit to various Inception tumblrs) behind the cut.
Let's start with Dom Cobb. This is him:
He's kind of really crazy and almost gets everyone killed, but that's okay, because he's just sad that his wife's dead. Anyway, he's the extractor in this whole dream sharing business, which means he's the mastermind behind the extraction (or inception), except that really, Eames is way better at it. (Side note: I really like the 'Eames is an extractor most of the time because not all extractions require a forger' trope. Although I'm sure he prefers to be the forger who happens to be a better extractor than the actual extractor.)
This leads us to Cobb's point man: Arthur. Or as Eames calls him: Ahthuh (or dahling, on that one memorable occasion).
Arthur's a badass! He drops people when there's zero gravity and likes to lead people on a merry chase. And WHATEVER, IT WASN'T HIS FAULT THAT HE DIDN'T KNOW FISCHER'S MIND WAS MILITARIZED, GOD, COBB, GIVE IT A REST.
Then there's Ariadne, the architect!
She's cute and smart and not afraid to tell Cobb that he's being insane. She's also extremely nosy, but it's For Cobb's Own Good, so it's okay.
Finally, my man Eames. He's the forger, and also a thief (of Arthur's heart), and he's the best there is.
He planned basically this entire inception shindig (even impressing dear Arthur - but his condescension was not appreciated, thank you, Ahthuh). He does badass stuff like dream up a grenade launcher, and tell Arthur he 'mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, dahling' - and a ship was born.
Up next: Yusuf, the chemist!
Yusuf lives in Kenya, where he runs a dream den and also a pharmacy. In the first level of the dream, he drives the van like a badass (notice how that word keeps coming up? Yeah. They're all badasses), even though they didn't plan on having a whole bunch of projections chasing after them. Didn't faze dear Yusuf, oh no! Too bad no one was awake to applaud his awesome driving skillz though. Sad.
Then we have Saito, the tourist!
He finances the whole inception job, because he doesn't want Fischer to have a monopoly in... some energy thing IDEK. Point: he didn't just buy a plane. He bought the airline because it seemed neater, bitch (lol I've been looking at too many macros).
Which brings us to the mark: Fischer (Jr.)!
Robert Fischer just wants someone his daddy to love me him for who I am he is. He's like Nick J in that respect. He's also pretty? I apparently have not much to say about Robert Fischer. Cillian and Tom are really cute and giggly together though.
And, finally, the beautiful ~shade, Mal.
Cobb's late wife, who shows up during jobs and sabotages them (e.g. she shot Arthur in the knee and killed Fischer so he'd go into limbo, tsk tsk, bad Mal). Arthur says she was lovely, though, so we know it's just Cobb being crazy again. It's like a vicious circle! Mal killing herself makes Cobb crazy, which makes Mal act crazy in Cobb's dreams and kill other people - okay, maybe not a circle, but it sure is vicious (badum ch!).
Jesus Christ I am way too tired and I'm going to look back on this post tomorrow and judge now!me. TOO BAD.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM
Not sure what else to say! I'm sure that everyone who had any interest in seeing it has by now, and the rest don't want to, so I'll just leave you an Inception gifspam (credit to various Inception tumblrs) behind the cut.
Let's start with Dom Cobb. This is him:
He's kind of really crazy and almost gets everyone killed, but that's okay, because he's just sad that his wife's dead. Anyway, he's the extractor in this whole dream sharing business, which means he's the mastermind behind the extraction (or inception), except that really, Eames is way better at it. (Side note: I really like the 'Eames is an extractor most of the time because not all extractions require a forger' trope. Although I'm sure he prefers to be the forger who happens to be a better extractor than the actual extractor.)
This leads us to Cobb's point man: Arthur. Or as Eames calls him: Ahthuh (or dahling, on that one memorable occasion).
Arthur's a badass! He drops people when there's zero gravity and likes to lead people on a merry chase. And WHATEVER, IT WASN'T HIS FAULT THAT HE DIDN'T KNOW FISCHER'S MIND WAS MILITARIZED, GOD, COBB, GIVE IT A REST.
Then there's Ariadne, the architect!
She's cute and smart and not afraid to tell Cobb that he's being insane. She's also extremely nosy, but it's For Cobb's Own Good, so it's okay.
Finally, my man Eames. He's the forger, and also a thief (of Arthur's heart), and he's the best there is.
He planned basically this entire inception shindig (even impressing dear Arthur - but his condescension was not appreciated, thank you, Ahthuh). He does badass stuff like dream up a grenade launcher, and tell Arthur he 'mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, dahling' - and a ship was born.
Up next: Yusuf, the chemist!
Yusuf lives in Kenya, where he runs a dream den and also a pharmacy. In the first level of the dream, he drives the van like a badass (notice how that word keeps coming up? Yeah. They're all badasses), even though they didn't plan on having a whole bunch of projections chasing after them. Didn't faze dear Yusuf, oh no! Too bad no one was awake to applaud his awesome driving skillz though. Sad.
Then we have Saito, the tourist!
He finances the whole inception job, because he doesn't want Fischer to have a monopoly in... some energy thing IDEK. Point: he didn't just buy a plane. He bought the airline because it seemed neater, bitch (lol I've been looking at too many macros).
Which brings us to the mark: Fischer (Jr.)!
Robert Fischer just wants someone his daddy to love me him for who I am he is. He's like Nick J in that respect. He's also pretty? I apparently have not much to say about Robert Fischer. Cillian and Tom are really cute and giggly together though.
And, finally, the beautiful ~shade, Mal.
Cobb's late wife, who shows up during jobs and sabotages them (e.g. she shot Arthur in the knee and killed Fischer so he'd go into limbo, tsk tsk, bad Mal). Arthur says she was lovely, though, so we know it's just Cobb being crazy again. It's like a vicious circle! Mal killing herself makes Cobb crazy, which makes Mal act crazy in Cobb's dreams and kill other people - okay, maybe not a circle, but it sure is vicious (badum ch!).
Jesus Christ I am way too tired and I'm going to look back on this post tomorrow and judge now!me. TOO BAD.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM