The Mucus has Landed!
A sickness has descended upon our house, and lo, we are so sick. So very sick. So sick with the sickness. I wish I could be more eloquent, but my brain is being beaten to death by that little green dude from the Mucinex commercial. (By the way, that shit actually works pretty well.)
Jack and I have barely left the bed today. I did have an unrelated doctor's appointment today that I actually went to, and then I went to Walgreens and bought some Mucinex and Nyquil and popsicles and then I drove through the Jack in the Box drive through, because my Dr wants me to do an elimination diet to figure out what's going on with my stomach lately, to see if I'm allergic to something or whatever, so if I'm gonna go out like that, I'm gonna go out with a bang (and a very large cheeseburger).
The dogs are very upset with us for not letting them out of our room except to pee all day, and the pigeon that is living in Jack's office (long story that I should be reminded to tell you about later) is bored and lonely and cooing like crazy.
I am a mess. I'm going to eat a couple more twin pops and pass out.
Please wipe down your computer screen with Clorox wipes or something, just in case this is super-contagious. I would hate to give you this shit. It is highly unpleasant.
Jack and I have barely left the bed today. I did have an unrelated doctor's appointment today that I actually went to, and then I went to Walgreens and bought some Mucinex and Nyquil and popsicles and then I drove through the Jack in the Box drive through, because my Dr wants me to do an elimination diet to figure out what's going on with my stomach lately, to see if I'm allergic to something or whatever, so if I'm gonna go out like that, I'm gonna go out with a bang (and a very large cheeseburger).
The dogs are very upset with us for not letting them out of our room except to pee all day, and the pigeon that is living in Jack's office (long story that I should be reminded to tell you about later) is bored and lonely and cooing like crazy.
I am a mess. I'm going to eat a couple more twin pops and pass out.
Please wipe down your computer screen with Clorox wipes or something, just in case this is super-contagious. I would hate to give you this shit. It is highly unpleasant.