MOTHER SAYS
MOTHER SAYS
her- You can't close your door.
me- Why not?
her- Because I want the breeze.
me- Really? there is no breeze between your room and m-
her- I AM YOur mother and you DO what I SAY.
(repeat several times)
me- Okay mom, what's the real reason you want my door open?
her- SHUT UP that is the real reason.
(walks away.)
(walks back.)
her- You want to know the real reason? Because if you had said 'Okay, Mom' the first few times, I would have let it slide.
(walks away.)
me- That doesn't even make sense, mom.
her- I can still hear you!
me- I know, I was talking to you-
(SLAMS HER DOOR)
(…)
(opens her door again.)
me- Fucking control freak.
her- You can't close your door.
me- Why not?
her- Because I want the breeze.
me- Really? there is no breeze between your room and m-
her- I AM YOur mother and you DO what I SAY.
(repeat several times)
me- Okay mom, what's the real reason you want my door open?
her- SHUT UP that is the real reason.
(walks away.)
(walks back.)
her- You want to know the real reason? Because if you had said 'Okay, Mom' the first few times, I would have let it slide.
(walks away.)
me- That doesn't even make sense, mom.
her- I can still hear you!
me- I know, I was talking to you-
(SLAMS HER DOOR)
(…)
(opens her door again.)
me- Fucking control freak.