Japanese Movies Frightens College Student
I walked in from class tonight to see my parents watching some Japanese flick on Showtime Extreme. It was called (Insert female Japanese name that starts with a K here): Lady Ninja. I stayed long enough to watch the bad guy fire "Exploding Energy Ball" at our heroine, who was on the ground. She then proceeded to lay back, spread her legs, and then catch the badly rendered missle in her crotch.
I'd like to pause here for a moment.
She took an Exploding Energy Ball to the crotch.
Alright...maybe I can handle that. I've watched enough hentai in my time to let some pretty weird stuff go. But then you watched her body distend itself as the energy ball presumably traveled up her body, where she shot it back out from her mouth, killing the bad guy.
My parents also claim that earlier in the movie there was some sort of "Nipple Shockwave Attack."
I'd like to try a drinking game where I watch this movie and take a shot everytime something fucked up happened, but alcohol poisoning isn't my idea of a good time.
I'd like to pause here for a moment.
She took an Exploding Energy Ball to the crotch.
Alright...maybe I can handle that. I've watched enough hentai in my time to let some pretty weird stuff go. But then you watched her body distend itself as the energy ball presumably traveled up her body, where she shot it back out from her mouth, killing the bad guy.
My parents also claim that earlier in the movie there was some sort of "Nipple Shockwave Attack."
I'd like to try a drinking game where I watch this movie and take a shot everytime something fucked up happened, but alcohol poisoning isn't my idea of a good time.