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I just finished beta-ing my first ever fic (a fabulous piece by the very talented babyluw which you should read when she posts it) and I loved doing it!! Sooo....
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Ichigo
Renji
Shunsui
Gin
Shuhei
Kira
Grimmjow
Ulquiorra
Urahara
Aizen
Ukitake
Byakuya
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Kira/Ukitake
Never read one, but I think it has the potential to be good. Most likely an angsty hurt/comfort fic in which Ukitake is all lovely to sad Kira and guides him into how to feel good again. Giggity.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Gin. No, I really really don't. Don't get me wrong, I love Gin, but I really don't find him hot. At all. Sorry.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Byakuya getting Ulquiorra pregnant? Oh God. That kid would be so cold and emotionally distant, how hilarious yet disturbing. I bet cute fluff could be written about Byakushi looking after pregnant Ukelala though. Like, a foot rub or a midnight request for ice-cream. I would d'aww at that.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Urahara? Only about a million, all of them showing him to be that adorable sexual deviant we all know and love. I'd like to read some uke!Urahara though. Ukehara, if you will. He always seems to top.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Renji and Kira? I don't think that would last. Kira is very sensitive and Renji is.... insensitive. They'd probably have some fucking hot drunken sex though. I'd read that.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Shuhei/Urahara or Shuhei/Aizen
What even. How would either of those even happen!? I guess if we're taking AU... *thinks about it*..... Probably Shu/Aizen, in some sort of office environment. Aizen is a cunning, slick CEO of some company and Shoes is the handsome tattooed intern/delivery boy/person who delivers the mail. I could see that actually. Hmm...
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Grimmjow walking in on Renji and Byakuya having sex.
Oh my days how I ship RenBya <3 ........*drools*........
Sorry, what? Oh yeah, Grimmjow. In an AU where after Aizen is all gone away, and Grimmy comes to SS to join Squad 11 (you know that shit makes sense) he walks in on them in Byakun's office.... He'd throw back his head and do his crazy laugh, call them both faggots, and leave.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Shunsui/Aizen
Again- what even.
TBTP arc: Shunsui invites lieutenant Aizen to his quarters for a drink because the young lad seems troubled. Aizen reveals that he's all worked up over some lusty feelings he's been having for his charming captain, Shinji. Shunsui explains that it's perfectly normal and hey, is that a finger in my ass? Etc etc
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Ichigo and Ulquiorra
I read a wonderful piece of sexy fluff for these two called "Tea" in which Ulqui is hanging out with Ichigo in the world of the living, and makes him some tea, and Ulqui reflects on humans and their capacity to care for one another and how he and Ichigo are similar because neither of them really fit in anywhere any more. It was super-sweet.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Grimmjow and Byakuya
*tries to imagine either of them comforting someone*..................*scratches head* How about...
"Gauze"- Grimmjow (in AU Squad 11 universe thingy) is all beat up after training and Byakuya treats and dresses his wounds, and tells him not to get hurt again because he worries so about his little Grimmkitty /sarcasm
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Gin deflowering Ichigo.
This almost writes itself, being that Ichigo is such a painfully obvious virgin and Gin defiles all things pure and innocent that he touches.
I'd have to say some bondage-flavoured non-con (maybe dub-con at a stretch, but I really can't see Berry-chan enjoying being on the business end of a molestation from Gin) with toys and gags and restraints and all kinds of awful things.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Shunsui
I think everyone's probably read some Shunsui/Nanao in their time, although I find it hugely unlikely if you ask me. Just seems to OOC for Nanao to want to jump that idiot's bones, ya know?
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Ukitake
Yeah, fucking loads of people. He's a popular one.
14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Renji/Gin/Shuhei? For serious? How even?
I've read plenty of Renji/Shuhei but Gin in the mix? I'd be impressed if anyone on my friends list managed to write this without it being more full of crack than.... well, a crack-den. Maybe someone should.
15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Aizen
"Just..... as... PLANNED!" X'D D'ohohoho, too obvious.
While we're being unimaginative here, how about any of the following:
"How long have you been under the illusion that...."
-You're the seme?
-I'm going to allow you to finish?
-I care about your gratification?
-I'm the one tied up?
Also, fun fact: Aizen uses Kyoka Suigetsu (undoubtedly a spelling mistake in there somewhere but who cares) to give his partner the impression that he is better in bed/better hung than he actually is. You think you're having mind-blowing, amazing sex, but in reality Aizen-sama was finished after 5 minutes and is now asleep/making a sandwich. And has a penis like a christmas tree light. FACT.
16. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Ulquiorra
Immediately that song "Trash" by The Whip comes to mind, because the words "I wanna be trash" are like 90% of the lyrics. lololol.
An even less creative choice would be "The Nobodies" by Maralyn Manson. It's a song about nihilism and because of an AMV to this song about the Espada in general it makes me think of the sensation of being created for killing and having no other purpose for your existence.
17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Ichigo/Kira/Byakuya
"WARNING: Crack, this fic makes no fucking sense, what is this I don't even."
I don't even know how I'd write this in AU. It just wouldn't happen, none of their personalities click (no offence to the many Ichigo/Byakuya writers/shippers out there. I just don't see it myself)
18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?
Aizen hitting on Renji.
"How far down do those tattoos go?"
"Do you prefer me with glasses?"
"How long have you been under the illusion that you don't want to fuck me?" -See I thought of another one!! Actually while I'm at it why not just, "How long have you been under the illusion that I require your consent, Abarai-kun?"
"How'd you like to be face down, ass up on the Bancouch?"
"I'd like to fuck more than your mind.."
I need to stop. NOW.
19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Shoe-hay? I read a very hot 3way fic with him, Ichigo and Renji earlier on this evening.
20. What is Six's super secret kink?
Kira? Oh, god, I dread to think...
He secretly enjoyed all the nasty shit Gin did to him. Especially bloodplay and asphyxiation.
21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Ukitake/Urahara
Oh, for sure, probably even sober. They're such nice, genial guys, I'm sure they'd have very sweet, loving sex.
22. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Shunsui and Grimmjow
Ha! I was reading some Shun/Grim earlier today. Grimmjow. Always Grimmjow. He is the seme to end all semes.
23. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "
Ichigo and Grimmjow are in a happy relationship until Grimmjow runs off with Gin. Ichigo, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Ukitake and a brief unhappy affair with Byakuya, then follows the wise advice of Shuhei and finds true love with Shunsui.
.......................I WOULD READ THIS. SOMEONE WRITE IT.
24. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Grimmjow/Ulquiorra
If GrimUlqui was canon it would make me feel like a topless puppy. I would literally die of happiness.
WHO WANTS ME TO BETA THEIR WORK? ANY FANDOM, ANY PAIRING, ANY RATING, I REALLY NEED THE PRACTISE.
Leave a comment and who knows, it could be you~!
To stop this post being a shameless plug, I did this.
Ichigo
Renji
Shunsui
Gin
Shuhei
Kira
Grimmjow
Ulquiorra
Urahara
Aizen
Ukitake
Byakuya
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Kira/Ukitake
Never read one, but I think it has the potential to be good. Most likely an angsty hurt/comfort fic in which Ukitake is all lovely to sad Kira and guides him into how to feel good again. Giggity.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Gin. No, I really really don't. Don't get me wrong, I love Gin, but I really don't find him hot. At all. Sorry.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Byakuya getting Ulquiorra pregnant? Oh God. That kid would be so cold and emotionally distant, how hilarious yet disturbing. I bet cute fluff could be written about Byakushi looking after pregnant Ukelala though. Like, a foot rub or a midnight request for ice-cream. I would d'aww at that.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Urahara? Only about a million, all of them showing him to be that adorable sexual deviant we all know and love. I'd like to read some uke!Urahara though. Ukehara, if you will. He always seems to top.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Renji and Kira? I don't think that would last. Kira is very sensitive and Renji is.... insensitive. They'd probably have some fucking hot drunken sex though. I'd read that.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Shuhei/Urahara or Shuhei/Aizen
What even. How would either of those even happen!? I guess if we're taking AU... *thinks about it*..... Probably Shu/Aizen, in some sort of office environment. Aizen is a cunning, slick CEO of some company and Shoes is the handsome tattooed intern/delivery boy/person who delivers the mail. I could see that actually. Hmm...
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Grimmjow walking in on Renji and Byakuya having sex.
Oh my days how I ship RenBya <3 ........*drools*........
Sorry, what? Oh yeah, Grimmjow. In an AU where after Aizen is all gone away, and Grimmy comes to SS to join Squad 11 (you know that shit makes sense) he walks in on them in Byakun's office.... He'd throw back his head and do his crazy laugh, call them both faggots, and leave.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Shunsui/Aizen
Again- what even.
TBTP arc: Shunsui invites lieutenant Aizen to his quarters for a drink because the young lad seems troubled. Aizen reveals that he's all worked up over some lusty feelings he's been having for his charming captain, Shinji. Shunsui explains that it's perfectly normal and hey, is that a finger in my ass? Etc etc
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Ichigo and Ulquiorra
I read a wonderful piece of sexy fluff for these two called "Tea" in which Ulqui is hanging out with Ichigo in the world of the living, and makes him some tea, and Ulqui reflects on humans and their capacity to care for one another and how he and Ichigo are similar because neither of them really fit in anywhere any more. It was super-sweet.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Grimmjow and Byakuya
*tries to imagine either of them comforting someone*..................*scratches head* How about...
"Gauze"- Grimmjow (in AU Squad 11 universe thingy) is all beat up after training and Byakuya treats and dresses his wounds, and tells him not to get hurt again because he worries so about his little Grimmkitty /sarcasm
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Gin deflowering Ichigo.
This almost writes itself, being that Ichigo is such a painfully obvious virgin and Gin defiles all things pure and innocent that he touches.
I'd have to say some bondage-flavoured non-con (maybe dub-con at a stretch, but I really can't see Berry-chan enjoying being on the business end of a molestation from Gin) with toys and gags and restraints and all kinds of awful things.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Shunsui
I think everyone's probably read some Shunsui/Nanao in their time, although I find it hugely unlikely if you ask me. Just seems to OOC for Nanao to want to jump that idiot's bones, ya know?
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Ukitake
Yeah, fucking loads of people. He's a popular one.
14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Renji/Gin/Shuhei? For serious? How even?
I've read plenty of Renji/Shuhei but Gin in the mix? I'd be impressed if anyone on my friends list managed to write this without it being more full of crack than.... well, a crack-den. Maybe someone should.
15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Aizen
"Just..... as... PLANNED!" X'D D'ohohoho, too obvious.
While we're being unimaginative here, how about any of the following:
"How long have you been under the illusion that...."
-You're the seme?
-I'm going to allow you to finish?
-I care about your gratification?
-I'm the one tied up?
Also, fun fact: Aizen uses Kyoka Suigetsu (undoubtedly a spelling mistake in there somewhere but who cares) to give his partner the impression that he is better in bed/better hung than he actually is. You think you're having mind-blowing, amazing sex, but in reality Aizen-sama was finished after 5 minutes and is now asleep/making a sandwich. And has a penis like a christmas tree light. FACT.
16. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Ulquiorra
Immediately that song "Trash" by The Whip comes to mind, because the words "I wanna be trash" are like 90% of the lyrics. lololol.
An even less creative choice would be "The Nobodies" by Maralyn Manson. It's a song about nihilism and because of an AMV to this song about the Espada in general it makes me think of the sensation of being created for killing and having no other purpose for your existence.
17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Ichigo/Kira/Byakuya
"WARNING: Crack, this fic makes no fucking sense, what is this I don't even."
I don't even know how I'd write this in AU. It just wouldn't happen, none of their personalities click (no offence to the many Ichigo/Byakuya writers/shippers out there. I just don't see it myself)
18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?
Aizen hitting on Renji.
"How far down do those tattoos go?"
"Do you prefer me with glasses?"
"How long have you been under the illusion that you don't want to fuck me?" -See I thought of another one!! Actually while I'm at it why not just, "How long have you been under the illusion that I require your consent, Abarai-kun?"
"How'd you like to be face down, ass up on the Bancouch?"
"I'd like to fuck more than your mind.."
I need to stop. NOW.
19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Shoe-hay? I read a very hot 3way fic with him, Ichigo and Renji earlier on this evening.
20. What is Six's super secret kink?
Kira? Oh, god, I dread to think...
He secretly enjoyed all the nasty shit Gin did to him. Especially bloodplay and asphyxiation.
21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Ukitake/Urahara
Oh, for sure, probably even sober. They're such nice, genial guys, I'm sure they'd have very sweet, loving sex.
22. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Shunsui and Grimmjow
Ha! I was reading some Shun/Grim earlier today. Grimmjow. Always Grimmjow. He is the seme to end all semes.
23. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "
Ichigo and Grimmjow are in a happy relationship until Grimmjow runs off with Gin. Ichigo, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Ukitake and a brief unhappy affair with Byakuya, then follows the wise advice of Shuhei and finds true love with Shunsui.
.......................I WOULD READ THIS. SOMEONE WRITE IT.
24. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Grimmjow/Ulquiorra
If GrimUlqui was canon it would make me feel like a topless puppy. I would literally die of happiness.