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Mar 04, 2006 22:05

Ever since I met Bob I've wanted him. My body longed for his touch, my mind tempted me to indulge into self exploration because of the thoughts I was having of him, my soul felt incomplete without him beside me. No-one compared to the lust I felt for him ( Read more... )

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jazsmodernlife March 6 2006, 10:12:50 UTC
Oh dear god. -.- *shall write smuttish posts from now on XD*

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poison_requiem March 6 2006, 11:18:52 UTC
Lol
Well How coudl Bob not love being with you sweetie hell I wouldn't say now but your stright

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jazsmodernlife March 6 2006, 11:34:55 UTC
lmao XD *goes all shy* He didnt really have a say in it *grins and winks*

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jazsmodernlife March 7 2006, 13:11:34 UTC
I'm glad you got your kicks eventually. I don't know how someone like him, an egotistical prat, could ever satisfy you, however.

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jazsmodernlife March 7 2006, 13:33:31 UTC
Hmm, how interesting. I'm guessing this has~ to be someone in Reading, cuz it sounds a little..well, spiteful. And I'm kinda guessin Mike, since Marc wouldnt have the balls to call Bob that, for fear of actually losing~ his balls.
Firstly, Bob isnt an egotistical prat, I think you'll find that you suit that title far better than he does. Secondly, you're always going to be not even half the man Bob is, so quit the shit and stop leaving crappy anonymous comments, if you have something to say to me or him, use your username.
And as a sidenote, you never satisfied me because you were too interested in your own ejaculation process. Hope your new girlfriend likes you coming on her clothes too :)

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poison_requiem March 7 2006, 14:45:20 UTC
Whoever this is just give it a fucking rest for fuck sake ( ... )

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arzon_perimoon March 7 2006, 18:52:44 UTC
lol, you see Mr.Annonymous, this is the sort of back-up you can expect to recieve from your friends, you would not know about friends would you? If you did, you wouldn't be stalking someone's livejournal in order to make snyde comments... you reject.

You bore us all, go take a camcorder recording of you covering yourself in petrol, setting yourself on fire then running out into the motorway... now THAT would be interesting lol

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jazsmodernlife March 7 2006, 20:05:58 UTC
Ahahahahahahahahaha... *ahem* No, I can laugh. Aahahaha.

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poison_requiem March 8 2006, 00:39:41 UTC
thats what I call entertainment!!I would pay to see that kind of shit!!

damn straight i'll back you up Bob you beteer believe it ;p

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this is actually mike jazsmodernlife March 26 2006, 17:58:40 UTC
Ha, I'm actually quite pleased that you all believe that the anonymous user was me! It shows that you care more about what i think than I do about any of you little shits. Today is the first day I have read Emma's journal since the end of January, as I really don't care about her at all. This is purely because it is the first time I have been in Stevenage since xmas, and her journal has not yet been removed from my bookmarks.

I'm actually quite pleased that emma is lying to Bob as well now.

If I were to lower myself to comment on Bob, it would be a far more effective and appropriate form of abuse than calling him a 'prat'. Heh, it did make me laugh though.

By the way if any of you cunts fancy meeting up to discuss views, I am in stevenage at the moment, so feel free to drop by. I shall be alone, and have no weapons. I can't believe anyone would be scared of any of you.

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Re: this is actually mike ugly_superstar March 26 2006, 19:19:03 UTC
Mate you dont know me and you dont know my friends so dont pick a fight.
Its not a wise thing to do, so I suggest you apologise.

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Re: this is actually mike jazsmodernlife March 26 2006, 19:19:21 UTC
Shut up fool, first off it's Jaz not Emma. Also, I couldnt actually give two shits about you either; if you were on my friends list then you would've known that I havent actually mentioned you since the post that you can~ read.
As for lying to bob, you have no fucking idea~. Him especially knows the truth, you know barely anything to with..well, anything.
As for the meet up in Stevenage, quit trying to be the hard man. If it did~ happen, I'd have atleast 3 of the guys with me, and hopefully they would~ have weapons so they can beat your stupid sorry ass into the ground, I wouldn't have an issue helping either darling.
You are the biggest bullshitter I've ever come across.

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Re: this is actually mike jazsmodernlife March 26 2006, 19:21:48 UTC
And, my friends are not cunts at all. Obviously you wouldnt know what a cunt was if it fucking smacked you in the face since you live with the biggest tosser known to man and the stupidest bitch that was ever sadly born. Get over yourself.

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Re: this is actually mike jazsmodernlife March 27 2006, 14:49:17 UTC
nicely said honey :)

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