An Explicit Issue

Dec 22, 2005 22:14

How do pornos end?

No, no, seriously.

What happens in the porno after the completion of the passionate, hopefully kinky orgy? I simply can't envision what would happen after all that was through.

Would it pan out on the happy pair(s) cuddling in bed?
Would it cut away to a scene of the lovers sharing a cig, and from there to the smoky rooftops of the city?
Would a voice overlay come in and announce that, aside from the husband finding out, and much legal work ensuing over the divorce and visitation rights on the children, who were in the next room the whole time, giggling, they lived happily ever after?
Would the men go watch football while the women cleaned the bedroom and had a sexy pillow fight?

Or would the plumber put his pants back on, say "The pipes are unclogged, ma'am; you'll get my bill", get his toolkit and leave?

This is an important issue. I demand that pornos have some closure at the end. Like, after orgasm, something has to happen. Something. Anything.

I need an answer!
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