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prom was nice, but sort of disappointing. the music sucked and the boat smelled like a sour crotch. my birthday was chill in a reeeally good way. tomorrow i leave for new york.
i had this whole idea for how my weekend would go. NOTHING went the way i'd expected it to, but i had one of the best weekends in a while. janelle's party jacket made numerous appearences.
i woke up this morning with genuine skid marks on the outside of my underwear. not from poop or anything sexual, but from the street. real, bona fide skid marks. how's that for a crazy night?
i had this whole idea for how my weekend would go. NOTHING went the way i'd expected it to, but i had one of the best weekends in a while. janelle's party jacket made numerous appearences.
i woke up this morning with genuine skid marks on the outside of my underwear. not from poop or anything sexual, but from the street. real, bona fide skid marks. how's that for a crazy night?