Not going to lie, I died laughing.

[jazmin22]

What is the difference between a flower and a hockey mom?
One has both female and male reproductive organs and the other is just a flower!

-Jon Stewart

Best. Spoken. Words. Ever.

Tonight's episode is especially funny so far...

They are doing another The Best F*cking News Team Ever bit...gotta go!

ETA: Aaron Eckhart = ♥♥♥