Jimmy Kimmel is watching me through the tv
Weird. I had the tv muted while typing some emails and listening to The Strokes. When I looked up, there was a shot of a girl on the set of Jimmy Kimmel's show, holding up cue cards that said "even if you have the volume turned down/ here's what the band is playing/ da da da da da tu dum". I think my house is bugged with secret cameras and wire taps that lead directly to the television.